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CHRIS

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About Me

Random, Freakish, Drunken and quite sad.... I Love it...
Endlessly trying to give up smoking, I panic about it sometimes, then I remember, hundreds of non-smokers die every day.... and relax.... Anyone got a light?
For Much More Random Video Click Below:

My Interests

Alcohol , Music , Film , Tattoos , BMX , Staying Sane!
Random Mobile photos Goode your on myspace whether you like it or not!

I'd like to meet:

The ProfitMr Bill Hicks
If you've far too much time on your hands;
Play From Your Fucking Heart

Live in London, the full hour long & best Performance

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves..... Here’s Tom with the weather.”

Music:

Can't write them all so randomly listened to in last 7 days:
Beth Gibbons , LCD sound system , The Rapture , The Walkman , Amy Winehouse , Ian Brown - Stone Roses , White Stripes - The Raconteurs , PJ Harvey , Radiohead - Thom Yorke , The Roots , Ursula Rucker , The Doors , Kimya Dawson , Jimi Hendrix , Regina Spektor , Lamb , The Smiths - Morrissey
Beth Gibbons live in Feb this year...

The Moldy Peaches "Who's Got The Crack"

Movies:

Too many to list! Really into Shane Meadows at the min - (a room for) Romeo Brass , Waiting for "This is England" , Dead Man's Shoes .....

Television:

Not much.... Shameless! , Nevermind The Buzzcocks .....
Amy Winehouse , Fast becoming my all-time female hero... Rehab? erm...yeah!

Books:

Don't read enough! Anne Rice , Len Deighton , Ian Fleming , James Herbert , Irvine Welsh ....

Heroes:

To name a few ... Bill Hicks , Peter Cook , Syd Barret , Dali , Crazy Dave....
As close as your gonna get to a photo of me...
The last one is priceless....
Chris Morris!
Chris Morris On "The Time The Place"
Brasseye - Cake, Just Say No Kids...
Jam - Mah-nu-Mah-nu
Pitman - The Movie!
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
Surrealism, Pure psychic automatism, by which one proposes to express, either verbally, in writing, or by any other manner, the real functioning of thought. Dictation of thought in the absence of all control exercised by reason, outside of all aesthetic and moral preoccupation.
"Un chien andalou" (An Andalusian Dog) by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí . Early Celluloid Surrealism, This is the 17 minute film that has been disturbing, inspiring and puzzling film makers, critics and watchers since 1929, one of Buñuel's first and arguably most sinister, possibly due to Dalí 's collaboration or the fact both stars ( Simone Mareuil and Pierre Batcheff ) committed suicide within a few years
To the master, Chris Cunningham , Aphex Twin 's - Come To Daddy

My Blog

The Smokin Ban; A Smokers View....

I've been compelled to write this after a whole evening (reluctantly) in the company of a non smoker, a smug, sanctimonious, self righteous bitch of a non smoker. I think I upset her,...
Posted by CHRIS on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

The Great Porn Cover-up

  I've come to the conclusion over the last couple of months; the internet is just a cesspool of filth and depravity, So I've made it my mission to rid the web of this filth, now you can't stop t...
Posted by CHRIS on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

Celebrity imprisonment, time for another rant...

Only in America: Paris Hilton is just about hanging on, to her faeces apparently, scared a photo will be taken of her on the throne. It's only been a matter of days and already I'm sick of hearing abo...
Posted by CHRIS on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

Big Brother, Sinking To New Depths...

It's raining; I can't go anywhere so you get more nonsense from my fried little brain&       Big brother, it's been seven long years now since ch4 commissioned Endemol to produce t...
Posted by CHRIS on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:50:00 PST

Morrissie!!

Love you really Morrissey.....  
Posted by CHRIS on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:17:00 PST