Ca-Wull

I'm really random. Heartbeats CREEP ME OUT HARDCORE!! Don't say the word veins around me or i might pass out. I'm easily amused, pretty much everything makes me laugh. I'm kind of an idiot, but not in a bad way. I say dumb things... A LOT! I'm 20 with the liver of a 60 year old man because i'm a drinking KING. Sometimes I watch Walker Texas Ranger... honestly, i'm watching it right now. I'm really easy to get along with as long as you're not a douche bag. I love my friends to death, and i'd do anything for them. People talk a lot of shit about me, but i don't care... keep doin it. I shower every day, so that's a plus... haha. I LOVE TACO BELL!! Ethan Donovan is my FAVORITE cousin, yes, we really are cousins. I really do listen to Classical Music... it chills me out. My real name isn't even Carl, it's Jon. One time I ate SO MUCH candy that i puked. : ( I've almost died a total of 5 times, they were all scary as hell, but i'm still here, so God loves me... or i'm lucky. I'm a fucking jive turkey, end of story. I can Rap... People tell me I'm pretty good... I like the smell of incense, it makes me feel like a hippie. If you're ever gonna buy me liqour... Southern Comfort or Evan Williams. I think David Hasselhoff sucks so much ass! I like watching movies... in the dark... with girls... who are naked. .. ..