"people are chill untill they piss me off" - Abraham Lincoln, 1861
Jesse Katsopolis (not John Stamos) My Governor can kick the crap out of your governor!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gabriel William Turner III but my friends call me MIKE JONES!!!
Birthday: may twenty-eighth nineteen tickity two
Birthplace: now thats just a gross question, everyone comes out of the same hole
Current Location: at least 28 thousand miles off the coast of puerto rico
Eye Color: magenta
Hair Color: azule
Height: 2.4 meters, im european
Right Handed or Left Handed: i do everything with my eye lids
Your Heritage: MIKE JONES!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: LA Gears
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: can't tell you until i conquer them
Your Perfect Pizza: not fair, i only know two, Brock and Breezy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sorry, i don't play soccer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: if you say hella one more time I'm going to punch you in the face
Thoughts First Waking Up: hey, what if i'm not really awake yet and i'm only dreaming that I woke up, so should i waite to start my day or will it just be a waste of time because I'm not even awake
Your Best Physical Feature: when you turn your head and cough
Your Bedtime: i sleep in a hammock, so my hammocktime is 9:47
Your Most Missed Memory: if i can't remember it, then it wouldn't be a memory
Pepsi or Coke: mountain maze
McDonalds or Burger King: ALBERTACOS!!!, California burrito, double wrapped, no sour cream or salsa fresca, extra guac and cheese. thanks Carlos!
Single or Group Dates: group, probably november to january 1st
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either, tea that comes in a can is always natural
Chocolate or Vanilla: i'm not a racist, almost got me though
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't think i dont know cappuccino means french and coffee means brizilians, jeez what a bunch of racist!
Do you Smoke: only when i'm angry
Do you Swear: i gave my word to stop at third
Do you Sing: only when i shower daily
Do you Shower Daily: only when i sing
Have you Been in Love: I thought i was,
I ONLY listen to Marky Mark and the Funky bunch
All time greatest movie ever created of all time is... yes you guessed it, Johnny Tsunami, and I'm not joking one bit!!! Just the right blend of action and romance. scariest movie ever is Kazaam. "I am... Kazaam!". gives me the shivers every time. And what kind of creepy hobo lives inside a boom box anyways? For weeks I was scared to listen to my stereo. What is in the minds of these demented film makers? probably doo doo. Oh yeah, FYI, another fantastic movie that deserves notoriety is FernGully.
I watch Babar religiously! And on Sundays it's strictly reruns of Wild And Crazy Kids, all day, all long. don't even try calling the cell on this day or i will flip out like crazy, unless you get lucky and call during a commercial then i might just answer and say "what the hell is your problem!" and then just hang up the phone.
R.L. Stein is a genius!!!
Kids with ups