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Michael

About Me

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else--word one--I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming--as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

My Interests

Posting ironically on the internet so that I can maximize my mockery.

I'd like to meet:

The German: A clockwork menace.

Music:

Here's a couple to keep you busy. --

Movies:

Last Film Watched: Stardust

Television:

Why don't you just watch Scrubs, already?

Books:

Currently Reading: The Golden Bough, American Gods, the Wonderland trilogy, the Wasteland.

Heroes:

I really enjoyed the first few episodes, but I feel like they've moved away from being a fascinating character driven show and instead turned into a crappy "what's the next twist" cliffhanger predictable bullshit drama. I still watch it, though.

My Blog

Oh sister my sister

Just got main stream!  Well, insofar as cognitive neuroscience gets mainstream.  Check it out!http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-05/afps-bsh0 50107.phpTa.
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:34:00 PST

My Piratical show

Okay, I'd first off like to say to Brett Dennen, Joshua Radin and others that I enjoyed their shows immensely.  They were great in their own right.  That aside, I forgot just *how* great sho...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

Why being lonely is sometimes super awesome

ORMy late startYes, A., I'm tributing you tributing Scrubs.  Boggles the mind, doesn't it?  So!  A new roommate, a new start.  He was the Once and Future roommate, but after last w...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

The concert, the woman and the insubstantial

I hate everyone.  Well, let me clarify, last *night* I hated everyone.  Everyone in the world.  I didn't even have to personally *know* them, didn't even have to have met them.  I ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Also, an update

Let's see, let's see?  What's there to tell that isn't too intimate to share with as many of your poor sods that actually read these things?  Not much, really.  There's a book club, now...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

My blog, my rules

Some blogs may be (have been) deleted to protect the innocent.  We thank you for your concern:  Please direct all complaints to the Go Fuck Yourself department.
Posted by Michael on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

My Merry Christmas

A merry Christmas to all.  And to all a good night.
Posted by Michael on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

Contrary to popular opinion

I am *not* dead.  I have, however, been struggling to keep my head above water in almost every sense except the literal one.  I anxiously await a flood of some sort to round things out. ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:30:00 PST

The greatest event ever.

Okay, so do you recall the envelope?  The one I wrote about in "Spies in the water...?"  I opened it with my manager today.  IT WAS A CLUE!!  A FUCKING CLUE!!  It's the best t...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

Blue Eyes?

So when I was getting a haircut today the guy cutting my hair told me that I've got pretty eyes.  I think he was gay, but one can't be *sure.*  He gave me a very good haircut, at any rate.&n...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST