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Okay, so.. my name is Lynsey. You can call me that or dirty bird, or Darth (Darth Maul'icious), whichever you feel like. I have two snakes. I play roller derby w/ The Tampa Bay Derby Darlins. I enjoy movies, music, billiards, bowling, dancing, and really I'll try anything you put out there. I love the smell of the ocean and going to the beach. I love my family. I like to think I'm a good person. Overall I have a pretty optimistic view on life, but a very realistic one as well. I do what I want, I do what's right and I don't care about the rest. I don't talk shit, I tell the truth, and I'll tell it to your face if you'd like. I love to cook. I'm fascinated by body mods, I take pictures like a fiend. I like to read. I love learning new things. I'm in the process of teaching myself to sew. I like being the bartender. I love tattoos, I have a few, and I want to collect more. Okay, so I know this has been just a bunch of random thoughts strewn all over the place, but oh well. As I thought, I typed and that's what you get. Have a great day!Hey! Check me out on InkedNation!

My Interests

Good People, Good Times, Movies, The Beach, Rock Shows, Heavy Metal and other Good Music, My Truck, Tattoos, Piercings, Roller Derby, Billiards, Drinking PBR and Whiskey, Reading, Making things pretty, Cooking, My Snakes, TV, Shopping, Taking massive amounts of photos, and whatever...

I'd like to meet:

You :)

Music:

Ummm... Metallica, Megadeath, Pantera, Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Gwar, Left in Ashes, The Absence, Whole Wheat Bread, Rancid, Social Distortion, The Beach Boys, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Aerosmith, The Misfits, Haste The Day, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Story of The Year, Flyleaf, Paramore, Static X, Chevelle, Godsmack, Mudvayne, Deftones, Linkin Park, and I'll update more as I think of them...

Movies:

The Goonies, The Crow, Suicide Kings, Road to Perdition, Snatch, Boondock Saints, The Transporter, Seven Years in Tibet, American History X, X-Men, Spiderman, MONSTER SQUAD, Sin City, Super Troopers, Legend, Interview with the Vampire, Edward Scissor Hands, House of a 1000 Corpses, Pitch Black, Anchorman, The Machinist, Idenity, Fear, Donny Darko, Star Wars, Kill Bill, The Lost Boys, Saw, The Notebook, Disturbia, Grease, Lord of The Rings, Gangs of New York, Van Helsing, Eurotrip, Meet the Fockers, Chronicles of Riddick, Resevoir Dogs, Troy, The Gladiator, Dejavu, Resident Evil, Man on Fire, Finding Nemo, Saving Private Ryan, Superbad, The Matrix, Transformers, Superman (all of them), Dirty Dancing, Grease...

Television:

Always Sunny in Philadelphia, C.S.I., Law & Order, Rescue Me, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, The View, House, Bones, and some stuff on MTV.

Books:

Books I have read: Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey -Chuck Palahniuk, Running With Scissors -Augustan Burroughs, The Devil Wears Prada -Lauren Weisberger.Books I have that need to be read:Sit Down and Shut Up -Brad Warner, Bodies of Inscription -Margo DeMello, Born Standing -Steve Martin, Dry and Possible Side Effects -Augustan Burroughs

Heroes:

My mom. She is an amazing woman, and I only hope I can be as great as her one day :)

My Blog

I’m gonna be 25!

Hosted By: Darth aka LynseyWhen: Monday Jun 02, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Crowbar / The Dirty ShameYbor City, FL 33605United StatesDescription:Darth aka Lynsey Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

My ass is stayin’ put!

I’m not going anywhere. I can do what I damn well please... I may not have reached my one year anniversary yet, and I had to take a couple months off which meant starting from the beginning. But...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST

New Year’s Revolution Recap... Thanx Rennie

In the closing days of 2007, the Tampa Bay Derby Darlins inaugurated the newly renovated and revamped SkatePlex in Temple Terrace by inciting a New Years Revolution. New Years Revolution was an exhib...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:09:00 PST

New Books! New Books!

Two new books I bought : Born Standing -Steve Martin Dry -Augustan Burroughs I'm pretty excited about both of them. I heard Born Standing was excellent and I was super impressed with Running Wi...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

Roller Derby Explained

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Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

People Suck...

...and they usually make you feel like shit while they are sucking so much. Bastards!
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

You know your a derby girl...

Add your own:you know you're a derby girl when....1. Your pants are suddenly a little snug in the butt and thighs.2. You're very proud of your bruises and show them off to all of your friends, and wor...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST

Check out this event: Shove Me Tender - TBDD Championship

Hosted By: Tampa Bay Derby DarlinsWhen: Sunday Sep 09, 2007 at 5:00 PMWhere: United Skates of America5121 N. Armenia Ave.Tampa, FL 33602United StatesDescription:Tampa Bay Derby Darlins Click Here To V...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

No more tears to cry...

So now it's awkward. I wanna know what he's thinking, but there's no way I'm going to ask. I put myself out there and gave him and invite even though I knew he wouldn't come. Then t...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

Great Stuff...

I'm reading a new book... Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey -Chuck PalahniukI've also recently aquired: Sit Down and Shut Up by Brad Warner... and Bodies of Inscription by Mar...
Posted by Hi, my name is Darth on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST