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The Vatican Cellars

About Me

The Vatican Cellars are novel, in fact they are a novel, but then as a lit grad you knew that, right? Novel, because they thought a set of ballads and country songs should be dark but never gothic, should be joyous and yet intricate; in short the indulgence would be yours, never theirs.

So when Mr S. Hughes Esq., (our sweet Victorian gentleman) and The Birthday Girl ( The Schla La Las ) decided to combine the former's love of folk and the latter's love of high heels and harmonium, something truly unique was born.

Picking from the cream of the crop of Oxford's thriving music scene they soon had a drummer called Russell who could understand 9/18 time AND shuffle and a double bassist called Tom who channels pure chaos into walking lines of dastardly brilliance.

Et voila, The Vatican Cellars.

Some call it heartbreak in a glass. Some call it "night-folk". But why don't we all just agree on "excellent" for now.
Releases: The Vatican Cellars EP (Sept. 2007)
"...this is a gorgeous demo. Its acoustic, part-folky backing (all filigree guitar lines and chunky double bass, with lonely melodica on ‘Lost At The End Of The Line’) supports the sweetest melodies. There’s a wistful 60s Albion-ness about it; you could easily hear Doherty or Albarn or even Ray Davies singing ‘My Black Pearl’ in that evocative-of-olde-England way. A demo pregnant with promise. " SoundsXP (Oct. 2007)
"...achingly adorable, the Vatican Cellars feature the combined talents of Piney Gir’s guitarist Mr Hughes and (admittedly previously unknown to us) shoe fetishist and multi instrumentalist the Birthday Girl. Three cuts feature here that offer up finitely drawn morsels of tear stained hurting lo-fi folk bruisers that weep and wallow their forlorn selves into your sympathetic psyche while simultaneously mesmerising you in swirls of winter swept cascades of mellowing beauty." Losingtoday.com (Oct. 2007)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 29/03/2007
Band Members: Simon H.,
Guitar, Singing & Neckerchief

Russ W.,
Drums & Beards

Tom B.,
Double Bass & Lack of Self Control

Tom the Cello.,
Does what it says on the Tin

The Birthday Girl.,
Multi-Instrumentalist & Shoe Fetishist

Daniel Michael Clark.,
Illustration & Photography
Influences: If we're honest, mainly death. Oh yeah, and that whole existentialist crisis moment. Great.
Sounds Like: A little bit of misery, a little bit of wine, books and old things falling apart. That caving in of your stomach when you realise (just before bed) that everything has gone utterly wrong.
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Record Label: Monkeys Paw

My Blog

were song of the day, and we’re free in case you didn’t know.

song of the day is at sepiachordwww.myspace.com/sepiachordand you should check us out on maps magazine:http://www.mapsmagazine.co.uk/Calendar/Calendar%202 008/23rddec.htm(free song within).Merry Holida...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:25:00 GMT

We Need a Double Bass Player

Can you practice in Oxford? Can you gig in London, Oxford, Brighton? Do you like our sad sad sad sound? Can you handle the Birthday Girl's cleavage? Please message us if so, cos our lovely Tom (th...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:50:00 GMT

mnmena

dear russ,i am very sorry for publicly addressing your non-drum hole at our gig. although you had two many m'n'm enema m'n'memena (mnm's?) i would like everyone to know that you did NOT have a giant ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:14:00 GMT

lullaby

we have a new song.and it's only a minute long.russ is still gloating about his 31 minutes to do all his parts. well done russ. we're quite proud of him, really.and my high school boyfriend (the cra...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:49:00 GMT

The new year reviving old desires...

This Sunday, The Vatican Cellars can be seen braving the indie tides of CamdenTown, playing at The Barfly on Chalk Farm Road.With only some large stringed instruments between us and the fashionable th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:28:00 GMT

the internet is, like, so weird.

i just googled the vatiacn cellars, looking for a specific article (which, incidently, i didn't manager to find) and there were loads of articles asking:did the vatican steal jesus' foreskin?like, wtf...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:25:00 GMT

need a man?

okay so my nails are wet while i type this.  so there may be typing errors and stuff.  sorry!did you know we have acquired another tom?  as if one tom wasn't enough man to bow you to ec...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Love burns itself out... Only the ashes are left.

I am sorry to say that the Love Burns all dayer at The Jericho on the 14thhas been cancelled due to personal problems. This is causing all of The ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:44:00 GMT

The Vatican Cellars on the radio.

Hello my Lovelies,'My Black Pearl' will be played on BBC Radio Oxford this Saturday on'The Download'. We are quite excited, because it will be our first radio play!And because we love the BBC, the ra...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:39:00 GMT

Truck Festivities.

First of all, thank you to everyone who came to see us play at Truck; you know we love you madly.I am afraid we all over-indulged during Truck: Tom lived up to his reputation for debauchery, and was ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:51:00 GMT