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My favorite martini recipes....volume 1

Bluebird Ingredients: - 2 oz Gin - 1 oz Triple Sec - 1 oz Blue Curacao - 2 dashes Bitters - Garnish: Orange Peel Malibu Pineapple-tini - 2 parts Malibu Pineapple Rum - 1 part Hiram Walker ...
Posted by Freudian slip-isms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funniest forward ever....

Hello my name is (Your name here), and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-yea...
Posted by Freudian slip-isms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

George Carlins theory on life....

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're ...
Posted by Freudian slip-isms on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST