Sir Emo

?Sir Emo... he's this boi who dus strange things... very strange...
He luvs musik, plays gittarrr n drumz (n tha ukilayli n harmonica yayz XD fun), sk8bordz, is in a band with bestmate Freaksham.0.
He coodn't giv a shit bout ppl who wonna diss him coz hez got supa kewl ninja matiez 2 attack them weneva he feelz it nessassary (lololol)
but he LUVZ frendz so say hi nyc n happy lyk.
Hiz lyfz pretti INTENCELY owsum COZ ITS RAD
hes a bit ov a dork and just a lil bit ov a dikhed but u'l forgiv him coz he'z jus so kooliez lollollol [i lyk ritn lol, sorry]
HE'Z A NINJA!! ..hiz nan sayz so.. she makez tha bes tea in tha wirld so u gosta beleev her..
Hiz onli weaknesses r that that he'z tha worst lyer in tha world (cant evn chuck a sikki),
he'z way 2 nice 2 ppl 4 hiz own good,
tendz 2 get in stikki situations wayyy 2 often n lakz tha skillz 2 use hiz copmuter well.
he cant cook,
he sux at bein modest,
can't not turn up 2 partiez if im invited.. even wen he'z not,
cant say no 2 ppl,
n hiz conscience iz WAYYYY 2 big.
Congratz 4 finding tha most supadupa, smexi, modest(teehee)boichild ol ov tha wide wirld ov ness!!
ROCK LOBSTER JELLY PENGUINS WITH RAY GUNS!