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Keith from Keith And The Complications

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I am NOT a figment of anybody's freaking imagination!

I am NOT an AI program.

I am the main singer and songwriter of Keith and The Complications .

I am a founding member of Team Awesome .

I am so most totally dating a Hot Chick .

I am also in a comedy group called The Sporkchops .

I am way the fuck overdue for my latest column at JargonChicago .

I like monkeys .

I like comic books .

I like really shitty jokes .

I am still so most totally dating a Hot Chick .

And this is for my band:

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Actually I wouldn't like to meet.

Wait for it...

I wouldn't like to meet, because I'm a vegetarian.

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My Blog

Chuck Norris Facts

OK, so we all know the junk about his tears curing cancer, but too bad he's never cried, and so forth. But here are some TRUE facts about Chuck Norris:As a child in Oklahoma, he got teased by other ki...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:34:00 GMT

Christopher Walken

Everyone loves Christopher Walken for whatever reason.  Some people for his sense of humor, some people for his Oscar-winning turn in the Deer Hunter, and some people for his dancing skills.I hav...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 14:16:00 GMT

Hardcore Awesome 3: The Quickening!

Continuing in my series of posts about things I think are awesome, here is the third in the Trilogy...RobotsDoing the Monkey.The fact that there's a dance called The Monkey.Boogaloo Down Broadway by T...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:23:00 GMT

The Blade Itself

"The Blade Itself" by Marcus Sakey, came out in paperback on Nov. 27.I finished it last night, and it's great.The prose is crisp, the plot is twisted, and the characters are round.But the real thing a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:49:00 GMT

Hardcore Awesome 2: Awesome Harder

OK, so as we all know, the sequel to anything will either be brilliant or terrible. This is a sequel to my Hardcore Awesome list--it's Awesome Harder!This time, it's personal!!So, here's the list:Peo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Hardcore Awesome

Ok, so people have a tendency to accuse me of being too negative.  I say to those people, "No I'm not!  And YOU SUCK!" Seriously, though, I think it's just that I'm LOUDER whe...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:46:00 GMT

I’m SO pretty! Woooo!

Keith At ********- w4m - 21 Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-10-18, 12:19AM CDTI [patronize your job] because i think you are so attractive. I enjoyed your smile and your story abou...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:27:00 GMT

Why I have an angry picture.

OK, so as part of the national "You Must Be Fucking Kidding Me" campaign of their world domination bid, my evil fucking employers put up wintery X-mas-y stuff about 2 weeks ago.  We're not even 2...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:37:00 GMT

Transylvania 6-5000!!!

Ok, so in the movie Transylvania 6-5000, Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley, Jr. play investigative reporters for a trashy tabloid who get sent to Transylvania to look into reports of Frankenstein's monster....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:11:00 GMT

AIDS

So I just learned that Isaac Asimov, one of my all time favorite writers, died not from kidney failure, but from "heart and renal failure as complications of an HIV infection."  Ap...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:49:00 GMT