captain rio danger

...dude man all you need to know about me is that im a fuckin' pirate.i love that you think im kidding, but im dead serious. i commandeer vessels.i would like to live i a world where i won't get yelled at for being barefoot. my main aspiration at the given moment is to be a mythbuster.i dig flowers, feel free to give me some.also.... i really wish rod serling could narrate my life... that would totally rock...and whenever i'm feeling down i just remember... "A young person without an arrest record has been living his life in a closet." --Jerry Rubin...hit me up, i have insomnia...aim...riodanger