Heart of 14K Gold |
Wendy: We’re really worried about this affair with your boss. Jules: I don’t know why you’re both so worried& So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:17:00 GMT |
The Wrangler |
Darlene: I don't care. Eddie: What do you mean, you don't care? Darlene: It doesn't matter to me anymore. Eddie: No, it matters, and you care. What you mean is it doesn't make any difference! Darlene:...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:23:00 GMT |
Watching you, Watching me |
I began to wonder. Those are the blogger's magic words. When I write this journal, I often start to feel like Carrie Bradshaw. Back in the halcyon days of the 90's, she was a "sexper...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:45:00 GMT |
Old School Angst |
The outrage that follows any high profile store closure in this city has gotten out of hand. The most recent example of this retail racket was the cry that ensued when Cafe La Fortuna announced ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:28:00 GMT |
The big brouhaha |
Thank God for Gary Busey. If I had the opportunity to become a professional loose cannon, I'd sign up with no questions asked. In the fake community of Hollywood, he is an inspiration to m...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:17:00 GMT |
Outrageous Fate |
Dean: I'm telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like... Jonathan: ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:05:00 GMT |
The return of the flaky bandit. |
I don't know where I amAnd I don't really careI look myself in the eyeThere's no-one thereI fall upon the earthI call upon the airBut all I get is the same old vacant stareBack in my youth (yes, we ar...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:41:00 GMT |
Oh God, it’s raining... |
My Tsunami
"For a celebrity weekly, this is our tsunami& I can't think of anything bigger than the king and queen of Hollywood breaking up."
These were the famous words of wisdom from a national tabl...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:56:00 GMT |
Don’t listen to me. |
Who made up all the rules?We follow them like fools,Believe them to be true,Don't care to think them throughI have always been known to buck conventional wisdom. I would stop short of calling my...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:08:00 GMT |
Life On Your Own |
Christopher McCandless: Happiness is only real when shared.
In the intense society drop-out drama Into The Wild, this is the protagonist's last piece of acquired wisdom. Which is kind of o...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:32:00 GMT |
