I drink a lot. I don't know who my father was. Every time I ask my mother, she makes up fantastic stories about it. I hear voices. I hang out with hookers, but I'm in my early 30's and still a virgin. It's gotta take a miracle to get laid in this town...maybe it's the twelve guys around me all the time that always want to go fishing for men. Either I'm paranoid or people are out to get me. I have a sense of foreboding... So, I spend most of my time here at the titty bar with Cinnamon, Stormy, Misty, Ebonie and Cowgirl. God, I love creation!
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture."-Pastor Ray Mummert, creationist/intelligent design proponent, March 2005
"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
-John Lennon
    "There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
    - HERBERT SPENCER
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then He is not omnipotent.
Is He able, but not willing?
Then He is malevolent.
Is He both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is He neither able nor willing?
Then why call Him “God?â€
- Epicurus
"I ask: what does it mean when we continue to behave as though all were as it should be, calling ourselves Christians according to the New Testament, when the ideals of the New Testament have gone out of life? The tremendous disproportion which this state of affairs represents has, moreover, been perceived by many. They like to give it this turn: the human race has outgrown Christianity."
– Søren Kierkegaard, Journals
