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Jim

You know when I'm down to my socks its business time

About Me

I was born with two tragic conditions. The first is that I was born with no ass. The second (which may be directly related to the first) is that I have absolutely no rhythm. I could probably be charged with crimes against humanity when I actually do dance. I enjoy biting people when I’m drunk, watching people out at bars and making up stories about them, hiding on my two dogs and jumping out at them, trying to find out how lock jaw sets in – does it happen slowly or is it all of a sudden? - and really bad movies like Teen Witch, Iron Eagles I-IV and the majority of Steve Guttenburg’s earlier work. I’m really upset that they seemed to have cancelled the new police academy movie they were supposed to be working on.

My Interests



I'm not so much of a Yankee fan anymore I consider myself more of a Red Sox and Met hater. I love going to concerts and I'm convinced that the Frames are the best live band around right now.

I'd like to meet:

People who know how lock jaw sets in, other people whose parents constantly warned them about the dangers of black ice when they first started driving, anyone who can tell me when Dippin Dots are going to stop being the ice cream of the future and become the ice cream of now and someone who can please explain the difference between chaps and assless chaps. If regular chaps have an ass aren't they just pants?

Music:

The Frames, U2, Coldplay, Pearl Jam, The Replacements, Ryan Adams, The Lemonheads, Idlewild, The Libertines, Buffalo Tom, James, Oasis, Knapsack, Damien Rice, Radiohead, Bloc Party, Bright Eyes, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, The Honorary Title, John Wesley Harding, desaparecidos, Morning Runner, The Maccabees

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Seven, Glory, Eternal Sunshine on the spotless mind, Braveheart, Billy Madison, Layer Cake, Shaun of the Dead, Dumb and Dumber, The Untouchables, The Road to perdition, Eight Men Out, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, Trainspotting, The Crow, Something About Mary, High Fidelity, Singles,

Television:

MI-5 (Spooks), the Flight of the Conchords, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, 24, Lost

Books:

High Fidelity, The Dark Tower Series, Naked, Catch 22, The Red Badge of Courage, Running with Scissors

Heroes:

Moe Szyslak, The Cabana Cock