Avoid Fruits and Nuts! You are what you eat! profile picture

Avoid Fruits and Nuts! You are what you eat!

Im something.......Ur nothing

About Me

Pfft...
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Afif
Date of Birth: The same as ur MOMS
Birthplace: 193 South Sesame Street
Current Location: 193 South Sesame Street
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3
Heritage: Blackenese
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Sublime, Afroman, ACDC, Tortillas
Song: What I got
Movie: Disturbia
Disney Movie: Snow White....lol jk
TV show: MTV Cribs, Pimp My Ride, Yo MAMA
Color: Blue
Food: Cat on a STICK
Pizza topping: Cheese
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Drink (alcoholic): Only Losers Drink
Soda: Dr. Pepper
Store: Active
Clothing Brand: Volcom, Hurley, Active, Billabong
Shoe Brand: Adio, Vans, DC, Emerica
Season: SUMMER
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: April Fools
Flower: Daisy..I think
Make-Up Item: Sorry Im not Gay
Board game: No Answer
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: MONEY!
Phone or in person: Phone cause I can shut people up
Looks or personality: Both
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: To go to the movies with a girl.
Most missed memory: What kind of idiot would miss a memory?
Best physical feature: My Arms can hold 200 pounds
First thought waking up: Do I smell weed or pancakes?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I hate people with bad memories.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Sorry Im not Gay. Girls only do that
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the Grouch
Fairytale alter ego: Sorry Im not Gay
Most stupid remark: My brain hurts.
Worst crime: I shanked my dog
Greatest ambition: Have millions as a teenager
Greatest fear: Michael Jackson
Darkest secret: Why would I put it HERE?
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: I got a Ipod for my sisters birthday
Worst habit: Biting Nails
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Curse: Hell NO
Shower daily: Only on Tuesdays
Like thunderstorms: Sorry Im not Gay
Dance in the rain: How embaressing
Sing: Sorry Im not Gay
Play an instrument: Guitar
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: Stupid
Believe in fate: Sorry Im not Gay
Believe in love at first sight: No. Get to know em a little
Can You:
Drive: Not yet
Sew: Sorry Im not Gay
Cook: Yes
Speak another language: Yes
Dance: Sorry Im not Gay
Sing: I can Rap. Gay people sing
Touch your nose with your tongue: Thats just sick crap man!
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: No
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: No
Made prank calls: No
Sent someone a love letter: I think...
Stolen something: No
Cried yourself to sleep: Sorry Im not Gay
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? When they talk and you want to leave
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? 9:00 but I sleep at 11:40 everyday
Name three things you can't live without: Computer, Girls, and Video Games
What is the color of your room? Grey I guess...
Do you have any siblings? Very annoying siblings
Do you have any pets? Yes. A cute little puppy
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No
What is you middle name? None
What are you nicknames? Fizzle, Fifmaster, Feef, feefee, Snoop
Are you for or against gay marriage? Gay people deserve to die
What are your thoughts on abortion? Wtf is that?
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes...right now
Are you afraid of the dark? Sorry Im not Gay
How do you want to die? In bed
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 2
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Only my mom or dad
What is the last law you’ve broken? Dont remember
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Any normal Color
Eye color: Any Normal Color
Height Not too tall
Weight Not Huge
Most important physical feature: I dont care
Biggest turn-off No basketball girls. Ewwwww.
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com

My Interests

Killing people. Your MOM. Killing People.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MAMA!!

Music:

Rap, R&B, and Rock.

Movies:

Disturbia, Spiderman-3, Blades of Glory, Monster House, and Borat.

Television:

Punk'd, Yo Mama, Cribs, SpongeBob, and Pimp My Ride.

Books:

How to steal your friends Mom. How to kill your neighbor. How to kill the loser who is reading this book. this layout is from whateverlife.com!

Heroes:

Spiderman, Your MOM!!