story |
two days before the day after tomorrow i was sitting in my recliner, when i happened to glance out the window. to my amazement an interesting creature was staring deep into my soft blue eyes. i could ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
true story |
on SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! i was baking some delicious toll house cookies, now normally you are supposed to bake them for about ten minutes but i decided to let them bake for three hours. at the time...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:51:00 GMT |
i wanna know |
i wanna know... My name:Summarize me in one sentence:Where did w...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:45:00 GMT |
zach recipe |
4 tablespoons of raw masculinaty2 teaspoons of wicked awesomeness0 cups of gay1/2 cup of metal1/2 bag of hersheys white chocolate chips (must be white!)a dash of FUCK YOU!3 20oz bottles of diet ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:36:00 GMT |
meh? |
ching chow cho chung like a monkey poo i have flungdisgusting, it land right on your tonguesoy sauce use to difuse a bombwhere have all the children gone?where have all the children gone?gone. gone. m...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
nigger |
yo, fuck, fart, shit, balls, ass, and cocki see a nigger time to pull out my glocki hate niggers, i shoot them in the headbang bang bang i love to see a nigger deadrollin in compton with my flamethrow...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:02:00 GMT |
Nigga |
yo nigga... its like this...cruisin looking for fucking niggas to capyo hoe i needs you to dance on my lapdrinking a beer but now its time for some cracki see a fly bitch i gots to macklivin fo drugs,...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
america, fuck yeah! |
farmer john is up at 5 amgrabs his pitchforck and kicks a henmarried cousins who want only loveto suck off farmer john in their coveabortions and war are what we are forfiring bombs and killing babies...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
blood cells |
two years ago my sister died from a rare blood disease called hookeritis. since then i have been very scared that i am going to be diagnosed with a blood disease, so i visit my doctor quite frequently...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:34:00 GMT |
zachs writing |
two wheels and a seat is all i need great legs means great speedgot a big basket in the fronta friend to ride with me is all i wanton this trail im a lone rangerill get some pegs and invite a stranger...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:07:00 GMT |
