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Mariah Carey

I EAT CHILDREN

About Me

My name is Mariah Carey. I got my name because when Remi and Brenna bought Balls and I on sale, I was fucking crazy just like Mariah Carey is. I wouldn't stop flipping out and squealing for about 2 hours and I ate half of my cardboard box. Also, I was pregnant at the time so you can't blame me for being psycho. My bff is Balls and Kenny and Remi are my owners. I live in Newport News with Kenny and he's kind of funny.

My Interests

Eating my babies.
Rolling around in my ball.
Sorting my food.
Sleeping in a cozy t-shirt.
Blood.
Doing my special dance.

I'd like to meet:

Cute boy hamsters and anyone who conciders rodents friends.

Music:

Mariah Carey and Gloria Estafan.
You go you washed up crazy Latina chikas!
Note: Is Mariah Carey even Hispanic?

Movies:

I don't get out much.

Television:

Hamtaro.

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Hamsters Soul.

Heroes:

Mariah Carey