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CAPTAIN ADVENTURE

Carpe omnius.

About Me


Here's some fun information about me. Just random shit. (1)I want to have at least 12 children. I have an alterior motive behind this outrageous ambition, but you'll never know what it is. (2)I'm proud of my heritage. I am half Dutch, a quarter German and a quarter Chinese. If you look closely at my face, you'll see where the asian comes through. (3)My parents raised me to be politically active person. As a result, I spend lots of time reading op-ed books. I tried reading Ann Coulter, but after page 3, I felt so filthy from her words of hate that I needed a shower. I'm well-informed, but I make an effort not to jump to conclusions. Though a democrat vs republican ballot oftentimes feels like a choice between dumb and dumber, I know better than to inflict more republicans on this country. I always vote blue. (4)I am one of the few and far between who will take a chance and trust you. So long as you meet me halfway, things should be just peachy. (5)I love to travel. I've been all over the world with my family. When I can't do that I visit the local scenes around Philly and New York. I love going to shows and nightclubs. They're both such invigorating experiences. (6)I like movies a lot. Scratch that, I LOVE movies. That's why I'm studying film at the School of Visual Arts in the Big Apple. I'm well aware of how far a degree in film is going to take me, not far at all. The industry is all about connections. With this in mind I'm using my time in college to get as much quality work done as humanly possible. I refuse to end up some starving artist, all angry and betrayed because Hollywood wouldn't let me suckle on its teet. (7)My sister and I get along really well. It's a rare exception compared to all the other sibling rivalries I see every day. Don't mess with her. I'll fucking kill you. (8)Don't make any assumptions about my disposition. I will continue to surprise you. Color me a walking bundle of exceptions. (9)I am a writer.
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Music:

Just recently I have expanded from punk rock into the industrial, EBM, and aggrotech genres. Most of this stuff you've probably never heard of. Hocico, And One, Neuroticfish, Straftanz, Laibach, Combichrist, VNV Nation, Aslan Faction, Wumpscut, Front Line Assembly, Eisbrecher, Clan of Xymox, KMFDM, Assemblage 23, Front 242, Agonoize, Amduscia, Suicide Commando, Grendel, Ayria, Funker Vogt, and Lights of Euphoria. To name a few. It's a pretty sad genre to like since none of them play in the US due to lack of a demographic, but fuck it, I like them anyway.Oh yeah, by the way, just so we're on the same page, Atari Teenage Riot is the best band to ever exist.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange Full Metal Jacket Suicide Club Ichi The Killer Battle Royale Hard Boiled Fight Club House Of 1000 Corpses The Devil's Rejects Oldboy Brother Casshern Trainspotting Dawn of the Dead Johnny Neumonic Battles Without Honor and Humanity Deadly Fight In Hiroshima Proxy War Police Tactics Final Episode King of New York The Machinist Blade Runner Reservoir Dogs Pulp Fiction A Bridge Too Far Falliing Down American History X 28 Days Later The Aviator Starship Troopers Leon: The Professional La Femme Nikita Snatch Zatoichi Apocalypse Now Akira Fulltime Killer Akira Ran Seven Samurai City of Lost Children Scarface Death of a Dynasty Boyz In Da Hood The Thin Red Line Viral Assassins Volcano High The Killer A Better Tomorrow 2 Sling Blade Raging Bull Gangs of New York Mysterious Skin The Lookout Brick A Bittersweet Life Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Ghost In the Shell Death Note Death Note: The Last Name Hard Candy Funny Games Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 Army of Darkness Children of Men

Books:

Transmetropolitan Blade of the Immortal Hellsing Fables Arm of Kannon Naruto Fight Club 13th Legion Kill Team Catcher In the Rye Sin City From Hell Great Teacher Onizuka Global Frequency The Last Man Sandman The Bush Junta V For Vendetta Watchmen 30 Days of Night The Art of War Akira Vice

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem Che Guevara Tony Montana General Douglas McArther Shozo Hirono Oh Daesu Eazy E Mr. Semet Beat Takeshi Kitano Anonymous Chanwook Park Knute Pedersen Lenny Bruce

My Blog

The Righteous Resolution to the Sarah Palin Predicament

For a minute there I thought they had us. The day after Barack Obama gave his speech at the DNC, a damn fine speech I must say, the Republicans announced their vice presidential pick, Sarah Palin. A b...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:16:00 PST

Thats It, Were Fucked

The Swedes have got it in for us goddammit.  Their brand new doomsday machine, the Large Hadron Collider, is going to create a black hole and kill everyone in the solar system in a New York Minut...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:43:00 PST

All Stereotypes Are True (pt. 2)

MEXICANS:  They mow your lawns.  They make your fajitas.  They clean your dishes.  They sew your t-shirts.  They operate the floor-waxers at Target.  They're taking all o...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:53:00 PST

Thank The Great Unknown

Eight years.I've been living with a chip on my shoulder for eight years now.  For eight years I've been convinced that this country is full of idiots.  For eight years I've felt so right it'...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:03:00 PST

Apocalypse Meow

Fuck me? No, fuck you. Fuck you and this whole state and everybody in it.Fuck the stoners dumping their life savings into one ounce after another. There's so many of you rats clogging up my streets...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:09:00 PST

Existential Crisis

I'm having what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.All these harsh realities are dawning on me.It's pretty sad that I'm only now starting to realize how badly I fucked up.  Ever since I g...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:00 PST

The New Industry

I haven't paid for a single peice of music in almost a year.  My one slip-up was that time I bought an MOS cd, which I quickly learned soon thereafter was downloadable for free on uTorrent. ...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:52:00 PST

Dying For Nothing

Let me preface this by saying that I think Jesus was a pretty cool guy.I really like what he stood for.My problem is this.The church makes his death on the cross out to be a tragedy when you could har...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST

Sleep Tight <3

To all those who are feeling rather down right now, here are some pleasant thoughts to help you sleep better at night.- Even if there was jizz in that cheeseburger you ate, you'll be relieved to know ...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST

my favorite things (thus far)

I’m getting the impression that people think I’m totally negative about everything when the opposite is true.  I like all kinds of things.  It just might not be what you like.&nb...
Posted by CAPTAIN ADVENTURE on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:58:00 PST