Why Does the Anesthetic Burn So??? |
We recently discovered that we get free cable. As general rule, I don't watch TV. I have however made brief attempts at exploring the channels. This what I have learned thus fa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:13:00 GMT |
Lessons in Origami |
I have been pastry chef for about 2 weeks now and I have learned a few things:1. The roof of my deck oven has vents in it. I learned this by burning my arm on the roof when the oven was at 500. The ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:49:00 GMT |
The Professional is IN!!!! |
This week my boss informed me that he put in his notice. He is moving to Hawaii. Our bakery opperation is a two man opperation. With him leaving, I am to take his job. ]I am the new Executive Past...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:01:00 GMT |
Coast to Finish |
Maybe it was the 2 hours of sleep last night, but I was winning my whole way home from work today. I was racing old people left and right. I fuckin' showed them. I pulled up next them and was like ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:53:00 GMT |
Biohazardous Material without a License |
Warning: I am going bitch throughout the entire post......EnjoyI really don't want to do this. Bitching about this is despicable. Not that I am bitching, but the fact that this problem exists in my...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 20:21:00 GMT |
Well aint that Somethin' |
The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm) Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy. You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:00:00 GMT |
The Professional is OUT |
Today I was just doing my thing, by and by, when along came the elevator. Now, under any other circumstances this wouldn't be strange. I work at a hotel. The lobby elevators open up right in front ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:38:00 GMT |
The love of my Day |
I start every day with you.I know how to turn you on.I light you up top and bottomForward and backYour flame moves with the warmth from within.Warming me with your touch.I feel you heat up, and I know...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
Let the Whole World Talk |
I feel as though I am dancing in a lightI have never seen the lightThe light doesn't see me dancingPure and cleanThe warth and beauty of the light is blindingI have never seen the lightMaybe that's th...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 16:59:00 GMT |
A Pigeon in the Street |
Today is tomarrow.
It's 5:30 pm
You are sipping on a bowl of soup that came from a can.
You're 50 years old.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:48:00 GMT |
