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Azrael

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am me thats who i am. i hate everyone until i get to know them, then either i will like you or hate you even more, some may say its a shitty attitude but its ok because i hate them. i like to hang out with my wife, child, and friends i work constantly and go to school half of whats left so i spend time with my supertootz no matter what im doing. that being said i am a tool maker apprentice so that means i have not much time for a social life for the next 3 years. also i cant spell or use punctuation worth shit so fuck it.......................................................... ..............i have decided to list my hierarchy of labels 1. top bananna (supertootz) 2. square eggs (brian, joel, dirty dave, sean, marc, alex, and good ol stanford) 3. friends on their way to being square eqqs i'll call them normies these are people i like that i don't get to hang out with enough (there are to many to name) 4. douchebags (every one who isn't on the list above) 6 walnuts (god i hate walnuts) 7. people that i wish would piss blood for 2 weeks and die ( something i actually hate more than walnuts sometimes i shock myself) 8. walnuts (i think i hate them the most)
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Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 100%
Greed: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%
You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

old cars, spittin fire, canniblism,drinking the pbr, horror films, random acts of violence, ruining everybodies good time

I'd like to meet:

i don't know. i can say who i dont want to meet. the list is as follows: 1. people looking to fuck me or my wife (sorry swingers)2. debbies (girls who all look the same)3. todds (dudes who all look the same)4. pushy religous people (almost all christians)5. douchebags (they should know who they are)6. fucking retards (too stupid to know who they are)7 walnuts (damn lazy walnuts)i'll add more when i think of more

Movies:

horror movies, of the zombie variety preferrably house 1000 corpses, devils rejects

Television:

whats a television i have a TV

Books:

walter the laziest mouse, the pokey little puppy, there' a monster at the end of this book, the zombie survival guide

Heroes:

anybody fightin the good fight against the zombie apoclypse................................................... ............................................................ ..............................................and shelly for getting the god damn cocksucking ass lickin bullshit nut off the old kitchen faucet..................one day when i'm a real man i wanna be tough like shelly

My Blog

Someday sausages will walk the Earth

  1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?sometimes i want to plaster my toes together 2. What are your choice of toppings on a ham(or turkey or veggie)bur...
Posted by Azrael on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST

Fucking Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas    and mom didn't knowdad was behind her    with a box and a bowhe gave her the preasent    then raised his glass"time for ...
Posted by Azrael on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST

I'M NOT SMART, BIG WORDS CONFUSE ME, I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A RODENT

so the other day in hanging out with shelly and rachel when there is a knock at my door, when i open it it is none other the Christopher meloni(the guy who plays elleiot stabler on SVU and Keller on O...
Posted by Azrael on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST

complicated quantum physics, and how it fits into our daily lives

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Posted by Azrael on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:48:00 PST