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About Me

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I am the shit! I am a hard working single mother of two very active boys. I always hold my own down and work hard for everything I have. Haters may hate, but lovers do love! I make my life as simple as possible, work, eat sleep and play with the kids. I hate drama so all dramatic people have been cut out of my life. I would rather be single then play games so needless to say.... am single. I dont have time for a bunch of he said, she said stuff because it brings me down and right now, I am on top of the world! Any one is free to join me, the key is to stay up with me. I have been to the bottom and I didnt like it so I plan to stay where I am. Do yo except the challenge to join me? I am living proof that if you work hard you can get your head above water and keep it up. I dont have to hold my breath anymore and for that I am the richest woman in the world. Money is not the key to happiness, having a good family, a few good fiends and the strength to make it through each day is more valuable then anyhing you could buy.Laughter is the best medicine and anyone who knows me knows I make a joke out of anything.

My Interests

MUSIC! Reading, law, and painting Anything that involves water and a hot summer day.

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I'd like to meet:

My twin, so i can look at myself through someonelses' eyes and fix what i don't like. You are your own worst critic. I don't see much wrong now so I'm not too concerned about running into myself. If i did we'd be best friends!

Music:

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Everything from John Mayer, to Lil John My life is about music. If you play the Steve Miller Band i can tell you a story about my life when i used to jam to that song If you play Fantasia's When i See You i can tell you who it makes me think of. I can tell you about Jefferson Airplane and tell you to go Ask Alice. I agree with the Beastie Boys when they say i Have a Right To Fight To Party And Shawnna is my hero when ya gettin and givin some head But George Clinton and the P-Funk... lemme tell ya about my 21st birthday when i partied with them at the Recher Theatre in Towson. He's my hero! Marvin Gaye- lets get it on....need i say more? I relate music to everything, whether it's John Lennon Beautiful Boy is dedicated to my 2 beautiful sons, Amy Winehouse, i know i'm no good or Lil Kim, just put it in ya mouth, cause that's what i'm good at. Bob Marley and i go way back and Damien Marley and i jam too. i believe you shouldnt wear the t-shirt unless you know the fucking band! Who the fuck wears a Beatles T-shirt that cant tell me all of their names? Erica Badu, Lauryn Hill, Madonna...these are divas Mary J., She is a class in herself. Top shelf DIVA. That woman has brains, looks, and a voice that can beat them all. I basically love all music, anything that has a good beat and i can dance to. Let me give a shout out to Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross, Diane Ross all of the classis i love to jam to when i am cleaning my house.
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Movies:

Shrek is the shit...all of them. I loved Over the Hedge Pretty woman is a classic. Grease Hairspray Hitched 10 Things I Hate About You American Pie Clerks Oceans 11,12,13....... Friday, Gladiator, Step Up, Guess Who,Be Cool, Smokin Aces, American Gangster and lots of porn, LOL! (What...it's funny!)
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Television:

Grays Anatomy- of course! Anyone that knows me knows i watch COPS! Gotta watch the First 48, Stand up comedy. i love to laugh. Dane Cook Jeff Dunham and Mitch Fatel are hilarious!
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More Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com

Books:

Anything by: David Baldacci, John Grisham, Mary Higgins Clark, Nora Roberts AKA J.D. Robb, James Patterson
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Heroes:

I am my own SheroMy Dad, he has a beautiful wife, the job i want and can jump tall buildings in a single leap!Mad love to the Man upstairs, if it werent for him i wouldnt be who i am today!
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My Blog

Happiness!

So, if today is the beginning of the rest of my life then my life is going to lead up a great path! i am in a place in life where i am finally happy! I work, i have my own place, my own car, all of my...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:44:00 PST

I cant believe this bitch!

OK, so recently i got a large amount of money which i am using to get a few things for the house and got myslef some well deserved clothes and the rest is going towards a house i want to buy. Everyon...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:31:00 PST

I am just me!

People who truly know me, which there arent to many because i dont want too may people in my life, know that i am a fucking riot...lol. I love being me and i love my life and so many people cant belie...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST

Stalker boy!

OK, salker boy Jon, I know you are reading this because you probably look at my page every day! Stay the fuck away from me! Do not call me, do not e-mail me, do not call my job and n...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

Men!

Men are such a pain in the butt! ....and they wonder why I am single! LOL I hang around a lot of guys that are just friends, women are way too dramatic for me to handle. The problem is why do men thin...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:10:00 PST

Chillin, chillin

So all my friends came to visit me yesterday for V Day...at different times of course, I wouldnt want them runnin into each other causin drama. LOL. Although if my girlfriend and one of my guy fr...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

Life is great!

its raining, its cold and i am hung over. Thanks to my fav pal Art we drank a bottle af Jagermeister (is that spelled right?) a 6 pack of miller chill, had giant crab cakes and fried shrimp last ...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Nothing but the truth

HAIR & NAILS $100POPCORN AND A MOVIE $25FINDING OUT HE EAT PUSSY PRICELESSBITCH IT PAYS TO DISCOVERREAL BITCHES DON'T CHASE NIGGAS THEY REPLACE NIGGAS, WE STAY FIRING AND REHIRING.PRETTY GURLS TUR...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

Yes I am naked!

For all of you that keep asking, yes I am naked in my picture. No, I am not naked right now and stop getting dirty thoughts I had a towel on! As bad as you want to see my piercing...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

stop e-mailing me crap!

I am so tired of every time I check my e-mail I get sent those stupid e-mails from people I barely talk to, you know the ones...snow ball fight send it to someone else, and what th...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST