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Death Hesher

Do You Remember The Fun We Had, When You Poisoned Me?

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Wandering down the long lonesome highway, Listening to music, Buying Records, Cutting the hair, Pretending to care, Laughing at you, Laughing at me, Morbid Obeseity, Chain Smoking, Social Anxitey, Judging your taste in music, Riding the bus, Overhearing your annoying conversations, Making fun of your favorite hat, Black Socks, Vodka-Soda, Neck Tattoos, Chain Wallets, Band Shirts, Mocking yoga troops in the park, Rejecting Fashion, Cheap Beer, Romanticizing Norway, Christmas Lights, Push Pins, Nachos, Imaginary Friends, Being Ready for the Sex Girls, Running From My Past, Hiding From My Future, Spreading Deaner Around, Rumbling with the Black Chaplins, Surface Manuvers, Metal Shows, Prison Shows, Dickies, Music Snobbery, Djarum Blacks, All Around Jerk, Defending the Secrets of Castle Grey Skull, Searching for Paul from the Diamond Center, and HATING YOU!!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. Jackie Gleason, Bela Lugosi, Chuck Schulinder, Don Knotts, Don Rickles, Rozz Williams, Ginger Rogers, Laibach. Dinah Cancer, Gaahl, Elizabeth Daily, Joseph Merrick, Gore Vidal, Cornell West, Red Smythe, Martin Rev, Alan Vega, John Astin, Elvira, Bobby Darin, Max Schrek, Radio WererWolf, Whoever Shot Sam Cooke and Thank Them, Mark David Chapman and Thank Him, Brandon Shaw, Tod Slaughter, Edward LionHeart, Terry and Deaner, George the "Animal" Steele, Thelma Harper, Trevor MooreHouse, Crazy Shapiro, Riff Randall, Mad Man Mac, Jim Greenleaf, Wendell Tibet, Cotton Hill, Nel Fenwick, Dickey Lee, Frankie Teardrop, Lance Kinsey, Lymon Funk, King Vidiot, Leigh McCloskey, Dexter Miles, Clint Barton, A.F.T., Drew Kelson, Reverend Andy, Mother Fuckin' Tittie Suckin' Two Balled Bitches, and Curtis Armstrong!!!!

My Blog

I’ve got Cancer!

Ok, so there is this guy that comes into my work every other or third monday night.  Everybody hates this dude, and when people see him come in we all try to hide and bicker over who has to take ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 17:21:00 GMT

Juno.

Ok, so I recently had the displeasure of sitting through this steaming hot turd.  Let me just tell you that I had a feeling that I wasn't going to like it, but God Damn, I had no idea that a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 15:44:00 GMT

Simple Pleasures.

Yesterday a friend of mine asked me why I only seem to write angry, nasty and hateful blogs.  Though I would hesitate to completely agree with his premiss, I will conseed that I am a pessimist.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:35:00 GMT

Owen Wilson

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor little baby.  He's a sad little boy.  I guess he decided to try to sit through one of his own movies.  I know Wedding Crashers made me wan...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:34:00 GMT

Dog Fighting Fuck Face!!!

Ok, just so you know, I'll admit that I don't like football, don't follow football, and quite frankly, couldn't think of anything more boring than spending a day watching that shit on tv.  I know...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Monday Night Customer

As a Barber, I am forced on a daily basis to deal with people that I would much perfer to have nothing to do with.  Cutting hair is a unique type of service job in that it requires not only ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Revenge of the Nerds Trailer

Revenge of the Nerds Trailer Add to My Profile | More VideosHere is the trailer to the greatest film of all time, set back and bask in all of it's glory!!!Thanks Tim.
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 13:46:00 GMT

STOKED

  Alright the next documentary film that I would like to reccomend to you is the film by Helen Stickler called Stoked. If you're an old fossil like your friendly neighborhood Death Hesher, than ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:53:00 GMT

Jerry Falwell Is Dead!!!!!!!!

Yes!!!!  It is true, I know that we all thought that this day would never come.  I haven't felt this kind of joy in a fuckin' long time.  I wish I could be there when he finds out that ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Larry the Cable Guy

If you're a fan of the stand up comic known as Larry the Cable Guy then you must also be Git 'er DUMB!!!          ;  count it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   O...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:06:00 GMT