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brianobryan

Television has brought murder back into the home - where it belongs

About Me

Dude, really...why the fuck are you reading this? Unless you actually don't know me, you know way more about me than I do. I'm a work in progress, just like billions of other people. I'm not entirely sure what I want to do with my life. I've always hated that question "where do you see yourself in ten years?" Somewhere fucking your mom, I guess. My whole life got turned upside down this year : my son was born, I found an amazing girlfriend and now I'm moving to Southern Indiana. Three things I never would have dreamed of. It's time I started appreciating the things I have and living my life the way I want. All you petty assholes out there that have a poor opinion of me - pay attention! My world is awesome without you in it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: July 25, 1980
Birthplace: Mountain Home AFB, Idaho
Current Location: on my ass in the 'Ville
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: reddish
Height: tall enough to kick your ass
Right Handed or Left Handed: I am always right
Your Heritage: Fuckin' Irish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Etnies sandals
Your Weakness: nachos and your mom's blowjobs
Your Fears: wasps and isolation
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinach, bacon and sun-dried tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Independence
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what the fuck is IM?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh shit, not again...
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile
Your Bedtime: 6 pm sharp, kiddos
Your Most Missed Memory: Not sure, that memory is missing
Pepsi or Coke: Pablo Escobar
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's, the King scares me!
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: John Contea
Chocolate or Vanilla: plain ol' vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Blacker the better
Do you Smoke: too much
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: badly in your mom's shower
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: I did
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I exist, yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: Man, I'm a sexy bitch!
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: What parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: When people get electrocuted
Do you play an Instrument: I eat pussy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked:
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' just pain pills
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe, sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: just to harass 13 year olds
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, but not as a performer
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, she still loves me!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Unfortunately no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Wouldn't you like to know?
Ever been Drunk: Duh
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: oh shit yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Condoms
How do you want to Die: Nice quiet overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any shade of blue
Favourite Hair Color: auburn
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: tall enough to kick my ass
Weight: no asshole, you weight!
Best Clothing Style: eh, whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: Try Wikipedia
Number of CDs I own: 5
Number of Piercings: 9, but some are closing up
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck you
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You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Famous Cannibal.
Where You Lived: Egypt.
How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life? Probably some kind of bitch.
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My Interests


MySpace Clocks

Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins - America is under attack

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Music:

Which Beatles Album Are You?
Revolver
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Movies:

Brian O'Bryan's Random Movie Quote:

'You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!'

- Rocky

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Television:

Not so much anymore. Anthony Bourdain, The Universe and Roseanne. Jeopardy if I can catch it.

Heroes:

My Gram, the strongest woman who ever lived. That doesn't mean I want to be a woman (it costs too much!) I just want her strength, her perseverence, her easy-going attitude. The day she dies will be a dark day for me and for everybody she's ever shined her light on. And I have so much respect, no...sheer admiration for all of you guys in the nursing profession. I know it's heart-breaking work, and that amount of responsibility would crush a mere mortal like me. Fuck a doctor! you guys have to follow around behind them and make sure they didn't screw anybody's orders up. And without you, I would be dead a thousand times over. So thank you for waking up every day and making a difference in this shitty world

My Blog

If I only had a brain!

Once again the world has proven to me that it is indeed chaotic and that there's not too much I can do about it. Basically, the bitch won. I am now totally homeless, and I'm starting to smell like it ...
Posted by brianobryan on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

Nondescript

The word of the day is nondescript. My hatred for the evil dripping cunt formerly known as my "friend" is fairly nondescript. General hatred. Actually, my whole life at this point is fairly nondescrip...
Posted by brianobryan on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:48:00 PST

one hell of a weekend

So after spending twenty minutes on the phone today I came to the realization that this town needs to get a fucking life. I would say all you assholes need to take up sports or get a goddam hobby, but...
Posted by brianobryan on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

Let’s talk about sex

Lets talk about Sex..http://www.myspacebulletins.com">.. src="http://www.myspacebulletins.com/img/bulletinlogo.gif" border=0 align='left'>TAKE THIS SURVEY!Only read if you will repostDid reading the S...
Posted by brianobryan on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST

super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

i don't know what to do anymore. i don't know that there is anything i can do. i think it's over and i have no one to blame. it always makes me feel better to blame someone else, to keep myself free o...
Posted by brianobryan on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

MOTHERFUCKING TAG, BITCHES!

TAG 1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.3.At the end of your blo...
Posted by brianobryan on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST