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Making jokes, Throwing golf clubs on the course, Jim Ross impressions, Diana's Pizza, Rib Ranch, Steve's Prince of Steaks, Japanese food at malls, Wondering why I live in Manayunk since I am not a 26 year old pharma sales rep, serving as a groomsmen in Catholic weddings, nearly getting into car accidents while checking out women on Main Street.
Mee Staaa Bowww Ahhh. Ken Sack. Gary Matthews. Mike Quick. Wade Garrett.
Hall and Oates videos, Rocky IV Soundtrack, GE Smith guitar face, Bollywood videos where there are 1000 dancers in them, Anything written or sung by Jackie Martling, That R Kelly singing show
Any Phillies video yearbook, NBA's Awesome Endings, 1989 NFL Year In Review, Owning Mahowny, Fletch, Boogie Nights, Robocop, Freak Talks About Sex, Dig!(Matt Hollywood is AMAZING), My Breakfast With Blassie, Zoolander, Anchorman, Few Good Men(basically anything with Tom Cruise trying to act is hiliarious), USA Up All Night flicks, Zane's World, Phar Lap.
Cheaters, That R Kelly singing show, Charles In Charge, Family Ties, Blossom (only the "Very Special" episodes), Beavis and Butthead, Cheers, Wonder Years, Saved By The Bell, Get A Life, What's Happening, Married With Children (Steve, not Jefferson), Different Strokes (minus Sam, I HATE that kid), Old Howard Stern show, Degrassi Junior High, NFL Primetime.
"Fundamentals Of Real Estate Appraisal", good read. Also, anything by Zander Hollander.
Gene Fretz, Lenny Dykstra, Bud Kilmer, Vince McMahon, Captain Jenks, CC Deville, Jonathan, Phillie Phanatic, Ultimate Warrior (after all, he did come from the depths of hell to capture the title).