Head and Shoulders Dandruff Control Shampoo |
So I think it's absolute mularky that people are flaky like dandruff. If you make plans, flippin' stick to them. The only flakes I like are frosted flakes. Due to a flake, I had to w...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Dead in my eyes |
So I would like people to know that I plan on de-friending people that I feel are not fullfilling their end of the friendship agreement. Although this is an informal agreement, I believe that th...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Floats |
So I went to lunch today at A&W and got myself a cold, refreshing rootbeer float. However, those sons of bitches did not give me a straw. Do you know how hard it is to put down a float while you're ...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST |
So a fat lady comes into the store... |
So a fat lady comes into the store today and asks me if these shoes make her look fat. Being the cordial fuck that I am, I tell her "No, the shoes don't make you look fat. Your fat face do...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:33:00 PST |
A warm place to masturbate |
It's cold here in Utah. Like some people's hearts and vagina's, Utah can be a cold, dark place where dreams go to die. So I was driving to work this morning in a cold drizzle and I realized the heat...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST |
Absolute Bull Shit! |
So today was my first day at work since May. Evidently when you go to work they expect you to come in at a certain time, stay for a set amount of time and dress in an appropriate manner. T...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 06:21:00 PST |
Quasimodo and hair dos |
So I had a job interview today. I was having a good hair day so I was pretty confident. It went well. Hopefully in the next couple of weeks I'll have a job so I can go out and have s...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:02:00 PST |
Adios land of fake titties and fish tacos |
Nghia go home today. Back to the mother ship. What a long strange trip it's been. Don't worry, I'll keep on truckin'. It's a shame I don't have a friend named Casey Jones. ...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:03:00 PST |
Flush, Flush the Yellow Man Away! |
My friend is having a lil' going away party for me this weekend. For all of you self centered pretentious fucks out there that don't know, I'm moving back to Utah this week. The theme is F...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:24:00 PST |
she bangs, she bangs. |
it's currently 3:17AM in cincinnati and i'm quite possibly drunk as fuck. God bless cincinnati. i've had a great time here. we hit up a kareoke bar and sang living on a fucking ...
Posted by Clammy McClam on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:21:00 PST |
