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Neil

Show us your tits, George!

About Me

My adventures were the stuff of legend. I nearly turned a friend in to the Indian authorities because I suspected he might be the Monkey Man of New Delhi. I once managed to buy a friend's soul for a back issue of Cosmopolitan. I have downed many a glass of deadly snake venom and conquered the dreaded chon vit lon. I enjoy fine whiskeys, one legged women, the occasional fist-to-cuff, etc. In sum, I am a man of leisure looking for a good time amongst fellow rakes and rogues.

My Interests

high end fashion, high stakes gambling, real estate speculation, bootlegging, smuggling, fraud, lies, deceit, intrigue, cold ones, seeding, robots, fishers, pirates, piracy, ninjas, amateur rocketry, big game hunting, fhqwhgads, not not rockin', trivia, designer women's accessories and cribbage

I'd like to meet:

jetsetters, mongol hoardes, jacobites, women of loose moral fiber, lions, elks, moose, kiwanis, members of the veterans of foreign wars, members of the french foreign legion, masons, free masons, not so free masons, skulls & bones, knights of the templars, movers and shakers, members of Shackleton's and other antartic expeditions, fellow gentlemen of leisure, gardeners, seeders, bone thugz, fashionistas, A-listers, riffraff, hoi poloi, hangers on, hustlers, nouveau riche and knitting circles...

Music:

here lies pa, dame satan, sky pilots, arcade fire, one am radio, beck, islands, runner and thermodynamics, of montreal, calexico, broken remotes, daft punk, david bowie, decemberists, deltron, dios malos, the fuzz, the faint, final fantasy, flaming lips, the flesh, go! team, gunshy, handsomeboy, head automatica, junior senior, les savy fav, lovage, madvillain, magnetic fields, massive attack, pulp, radiohead, shins, soviet, stills, spoon, sufjan stevens, unicorns...

Movies:

Gwen or Gwinda, El Sombrero, Pirates of the Caribbean, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Suspiria, Videodrome, Ed Wood, Evil Dead 2, Meangirls, Barton Fink, Withnail and I, Wet Hot American Summer, Zoolander, What a Girl Wants, Lizzie McGuire...

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Fishing With John, Arrested Development, The OC, RWRR Challenge, The Office, The Wire, The Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, Lost, CSI, Law & Order...

Heroes:

George Best, Genghis Kahn