Commercial Driver’s License... |
That's right kiddies, I'm getting my commercial driver's license. For those who know my driving and how bad it really is, now imagine me behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler.... cause it's go...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
Sam Adams OctoberFest... |
is a really awesome beer. You should try it, you'll like it. And if you don't like it, well, then you're a terrorist. And we all know how God through G.W. Bush feels about terrorists...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:19:00 GMT |
At least my liver is looking forward to going to Iraq... |
After a month of heavy, steady drinking, the highlights of which were 2 separate occasions where I found it perfectly acceptable to strip all my clothes off in the middle of a crowd and even give the ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:25:00 GMT |
I get arrested for a DUI, hilarity ensues. |
Ok, I'm writing this just minutes after being released from military police custody. I just had what was possibly the most hysterical and most painful night of my life, all brought about my awes...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
Credit Card are Evil |
So i just burned my two credit cards. Sure, most people would just cut them up, nope, I burned the fuckers. Two trips to vegas and now I'm basically working for free. Oh well.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 16:31:00 GMT |
Vegas... |
I hate Vegas. Such an evil city. It takes all my money.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:53:00 GMT |
update, i guess. |
So, I'm not getting charged, to my relief and amazement. 1st Sgt.'s way too busy with all the other idiots messing up in the company to deal with me. Instead, he took it back to grade scho...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:02:00 GMT |
charged again... |
So I just found I'm getting charged for disrespect... again. And uh, I'm not entirely sure, but I think this one is going to court martial. Brig time... yay!
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:19:00 GMT |
Just another day in the life of me. |
First off, just to let everyone out there know how much of a genius i am, I completely wiped my hard drive yesterday... on accident. 150 gigs of music, music videos, videos, games, pictures, and...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:23:00 GMT |
Watch the news... |
Watch then news. I swear by all that is holy one day you will see Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms burning to the fucking ground, and in the background you'll probably see ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
