So here's where I sum myself up in a couple of lines... ok. I'm not very intelligent, in fact I use the excuse of being left handed to explain why my handwriting is so bad. I walk with a limp, something I picked up due to a serious injury I sustained during the 1965 Midget Tossing Champs in Pofadder. I came 2nd that year, I was beaten by a mammoth 84m toss by Flippie Du Preez... damn you Flippie. I'm very politically correct, I believe if you hate any kind of person you will one day have that person in your family. If hate gays... you gonna have a gay son! And every Christmas he will come over with his "friend". I'm the master of all things karaoke, with a few titles already under my belt. The most noteworthy being the 1998 Springfontein Karaoke Championships where I blew the opposition away with a quite beautiful rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". I am also a tri-sexual, meaning I will try anything at least once. I'm yet to visit Australia though, I've heard good things...Now if you'd like the serious version... just ask:)
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