Bikes, Beers, Porches... |
...is how i will be spending the majority of my summer. you should join me.
Posted by alex on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:49:00 PST |
sippin’ on that haterade |
I fucking hate Joanna Newsome. She makes me want to stab myself in the eye and commit and act of suicide bombing. Not only is her 5 year-old voice the most annoying sound ever produced by a human bein...
Posted by alex on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:56:00 PST |
Shoring Up Yer Flanks |
There is no need for a bathroom to have two separate doors. A bathroom, ESPECIALLY A PUBLIC ONE, should have one and only one entrance/exit. The only benefit to having two doors to a bathroom is so yo...
Posted by alex on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST |
Set phasers to FUN!!!! |
i know i'm a nerb because i get random impulses to watch Star Trek movies. specifically number IV: the voyage home and number II: the wrath of Khan.
Posted by alex on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST |
he wasn’t even chinese |
i was hit by a car tonight. I almost died. by that i mean i ruined by $150 jeans. no joke.
Posted by alex on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST |
Fingering your best friend’s butt |
so i know tonight was a goodnight because i had to assure one of my best girlfriends that i wasn't going to finger another one of my best girlfriends in the butt. PS - I didn't. and I love you all...
Posted by alex on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST |
JT |
yes, if i had to switch places with one person on this Earth it would no doubt be Justin Timerblake. My man JT.
Posted by alex on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:48:00 PST |
poon on this stick |
I'm convinced I'm either the most hilarious person in the world or slightly retarded. I don't know which I prefer.
Posted by alex on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST |
stache |
let this serve as the official tally of compliments i receive regarding said mustache.1) 10/18/07 1:30am - Bouncer at Tube. Male, approx. 30 years old. He was cute, not my type though....
Posted by alex on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST |
you could bounce a quarter |
I haven't driven my car in over two weeks. no joke. bike only. I'm so proudcarbon footprint: Zerocoolness: A Millionthighs: Tough as shitdorkieness: immeasurable
Posted by alex on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:48:00 PST |
