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Alex

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: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!Repost this with in 5 minutes as "7 kinds of sex" or you will forever have bad sex

I'd like to meet:

Bam Margera cause hes fucking cool. Id also like to meet jesus becuase he seems like an enlightening person.Dom Perignon i want to drink this really bad it better be good 2 if its a fucking 150 dollar champagne bottle eh? oh oh and your funny i know it cause everyone is funny.

My Blog

Just the same old ranting and raving

It has come to my attention that America is already run by the church.  I mean look at what we were founded by a whole bunch of witch chasing ninnies.  Why else would a government try to abo...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

Queen dethroned

Open your eyes your heart is still racing, its pace is so fast but steady at last.  Like sleeping beauty you stumble and fall, is this really love or is it a flaw?  Slow and timid you've los...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:47:00 PST