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About Me

. THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL BUT THE TOOTH FAIRY IS A BITCH. MY EYES MIGHT NOT BE ANY BLUER, BUT AT LEAST THEY CHANGE COLOR. SO, HOW COME THEY HURT SO MUCH? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER USED THEM BEFORE?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLet's get down to business, I don't got no time to mess around. What is this? Must be a circus in town, they shut the shit down. All these clowns..can I get a witness?Once upon a time, there was a girl who had the name of her first band all prepared and ready before she had ever written her first song. That band, Violet Skin came into existence two or three years later. And it would remain a band for long enough to develop more than enough material for a well-rounded VH1 behind the music. Sadly, this episode never aired due to the graphic nature of its content. After the somewhat violent yet passive demise of the group formerly known as "Hey, you guys are pretty good for a chick band," Katie and Angie started a new project with less drama, less press, and songs that somehow managed to sound fuller with less people. The name was an argument until Monogatari was areed upon. In Japanese, according to the dictionary, it meant "story" or "tale." This seemed appropriate since each song tells a story of some sort and each band has its own. After the tale of this under-appreciated band that could maybe have been labeled progressive pop, though they never referred to themselves as such, had read its last chapter aloud, there was a quiz. And Katie thought, "Wait, for real? But I don't have a memory....this was a class? I thought it was my life." And she may have been right, but it didn't matter. The most important question was, "So now what?" Ursula the Matador was the answer.But who sent? Who sent? You sent for me....?.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX .......THE SEASON FOR HIBERNATION HAS ENDED......DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/30/2005
Band Members: Take the Emo Quiz - How Emo Are You? at QuizRocket.com !
Influences: everything i touch, but mostly the things that touch me
Sounds Like: "It's raining and your cat is purring and you would be dead asleep with really nice dreams if your bitch of a landlady would just stop knocking at the front door....she really must be stronger than she looks." But, I'm 'bout to open another door in a minute.
Record Label: YrMommaWrekchordz
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

check out a short film I made with some friends

search klondike saw parody on youtubeshould be the 1st one
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:04:00 PST

yea

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=277
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST

the mating song of a willow tree

if memories are what make up a life then, I've had one and I know I've never been to the south of France but, if it's the end that justifies the mean there might just be enought evidence to declare al...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

clutch and gear ratio

I thought maybe I could carve a maponto my bodyinto my skinover timethen I realized that anything I was still hiding wasn't something you'd really wanna findthe small spillage of bloodsliding down my ...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:40:00 PST

see, officer, what had happened was...

I want to lose and abuse myself but somehow I still feel refreshed I've checked into this new asylum where everyday is considered a test my will off center I want to be higher this war hasn't been de...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:27:00 PST

written with sara

so here I am trying to be your girl, right? sinking in self doubt blinded by my own light and I guess you were always right I will always be who I am and I hope we always know each other but I...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

bff

my best friend in the state would hate for me to call him that the hottest girl I've ever slept with seems afraid to spend time with me but it still might be the healthiest relationship that I've ev...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:49:00 PST

the origin of fire

I used two sticks to eat the cold noodles and realized that the taste of sake had many different residences in my memory but I wasn't able to address any of them my mind's eye was made up of broken wi...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:42:00 PST

open _ ___

it's not a tendon for me like it was for Achilles it's a muscle so fierce that it must be kept caged still it beats at the walls where Eve lives with her sister Adam came first because boys weren't ...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 05:19:00 PST

somnabulism

it's difficult to breathe but the sound of rain is something on rooftopsit's healingwe can forget about the droughtwater can't just evaporatepeople can't just disappear from your lifefor no reasonlogi...
Posted by Ursula the Matador on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:06:00 PST