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About Me


Hello, I'm a complete waste of space. I'd like to do something productive but i don't have the will power.
I Have A Sister And A Brother
We All Unfortunately Suffered The 'Same Clothes Siblings Syndrome'.
This Has Followed Me Into My Adult Life
What I Love:
Nic Loves...J'adores! ♥'s:
*CSS
*London
*Smiling...Theres a poem about smiling and passing it on and how smiles spread...but im drunk and can't remember it! Last week i was prooving that you can pass a smile on, so i smiled at this lady and she just looked at me like i was mad!
*My Ipod is the best invention ever to grace the planet (ooo controversial)
*Music, Gigs, Festivals, Clubs, Raves, Glowsticks, rave trainers
*MY COLD PILLOW! It was beautiful...unfortunately it was so worn out feathers leaked and he died...
*Team Ginger! I don't know if it exists but i like to think it does
*The smell of pledge, or when you polish the wooden floors with it, to make them shiney, (and slippery)
*Shiney Pennys...my obsessions calmed but i have a pot of them.
*Dressing up- Shame no one else shares my enthusiasm!
*Collecting Vinyl, Making collages out of scrap, and taking photos.
Nic Hates...J'Deteste:
*SHARKS! Why am i scared of them?? I thought long and hard and decided nothing that big should swim in the sea and jump around trying to bite people WITH NO ARMS!! Its weird!
*When People don't take fears seriously...NO, I HAVENT SEEN JAWS!
*Pigeons!!!
*When your feeding ducks and the pidgeons and sea gulls take their bread.
*Fish...and big shark like fish that are on trolleys and men are going 'waaayyyyyyy ladie you like wanna buy a fish?'
*Roadkill
*When my ipod battery cuts out when im walking
*Once I Saw This Person Eating Corn On The Cob...It was DISGUSTING! She Looked Like This, And She Hacked And Hacked!
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My Blog

A blog about a place people kept calling ...glastonberry

This is going to be one muva of a blog...so get your spectacley on...and get the fuck off msn.   AND BEFORE I START...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY LINKS NEVER WORK FOR ME...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:35:00 GMT

Gingerism

Short and Not so sweet story...   today this little shit screamed out to me 'OI GINGER'   ____   what a fuckwit!   what do you say to that hay?! I'm not even ginger! i mean is kat...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:49:00 GMT

Myface

It hurts my feelings to think that myspace is getting facebooked out!   Myspace is beautiful!   Facebook is for zombies and vampires and aquariams and fairies!    
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:25:00 GMT

Rik Waller Kneecapness

I've grazed my eyelid!.   Everything. And Anything is possible. Beleive Achieve Mahhhhhhnnnnnn.   I'm in an optimistic, and very cheery mood.   I want to say something worth while in h...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:45:00 GMT

Lady in Cardiff. Lady at Mayhem

To the lady in Cardiff that ruined the whole gig...your an effin c. To the lady in Cardiff that ruined the whole gig...you bruised me. To the lady in Cardiff that ruined the whole gig...your strong fo...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:18:00 GMT

the lady interrupted with ’OR GINGERNUTS!?’

Well apparently my amazing britney blog isn’t working out too well? You tube it, ’BRITNEYS FAN’   I hope very much so that this works. Its very cringe worthy but wort...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:00 GMT

’Nuggets’

I'm going to tell you a story...a true story that is utterly disgusting!   Yesterday i went to a pub...i won't name the pub, but its in a chain on pubs (the roebuck). It was awfully windy outside...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:19:00 GMT

Bonde Do Role.

I loved (past tense) Bonde Do Role. I can absolutely, definately say that the best gig i've ever been to was at the scala, november the 22nd watching them. (CSS, close second in benicassim)  ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:06:00 GMT

MR WARBURTON <3

On the same night 'patricia the snidey slut' was created we wrote to an english legend, a man to make lunchtimes to lovely (especially with granary) MR WARBURTON.   Hello Mr Warburton,During our ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:52:00 GMT

Patricia the snidey little slut

Jo whiley said to amy :   One stormy night, a lady, ugly amy, had a pet snake called patricia. It was a rare breed of snake and quite small so was allowed to roam the house. One day, ugly amy no...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:48:00 GMT