Everything I Learned About Being A Man I Learned From Charlie Ferrigno |
The Random House Unabridged Dictionary defines "mentor" as a wise and trusted counselor or teacher. The Random House Unabridged...
Posted by Corey Ham on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST |
Definitely, Accurately |
Why does the inside of my car smell like dried dog shit on a humid Thursdaymid-afternoon? I assume as you're reading this you may think I have an odorproblem, but that assumption would be far fr...
Posted by Corey Ham on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:38:00 PST |
793 Words |
How many more minutes will I say is the last? This must be so funny for the guy who took my order. He's laughing his ass off in the back, I'm sure of it. I can't help but look at my ...
Posted by Corey Ham on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:32:00 PST |
You're Prettier in the Dark |
You may have left it in a galaxy far, far away or some shit" P
Welcome to the nightmare that is my ...
Posted by Corey Ham on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Luke & Lucy |
"Luke, where are you taking me?!"
"Just be patient. You're going to love this."
"This is so stupid. It's raining! I'm getting soaked!"
"It's just a couple more blocks away. Ke...
Posted by Corey Ham on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:20:00 PST |
The Monroe Serial Stabber! |
"YOU HAVE TO SEND HELP! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!"
"Calm down, sir. Where has this taken place?"
&nb...
Posted by Corey Ham on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Dear Reader: If You're Reading This, Then I Have Been Kidnapped |
Dear Reader,
If you're reading this, then I have been kidnapped. Being that this is the case, time is of a very sensitive nature. I implore you to find and aid authorities in appre...
Posted by Corey Ham on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST |
All For Wendy |
What's the most beautiful girl you ever saw? What was your initial reaction when you saw herthe split second your eyes were fixed on ...
Posted by Corey Ham on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:40:00 PST |
Hanging on a Loose Thread (Reap the Whirlwind/Fiesta Party Version) |
Yo, you peep the new Dundee Crusade album? It is INSANE! Seriously, cop it whenever you get a chance. You'll be humming the tunes while you rub one...
Posted by Corey Ham on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Only In Writing |
What's the most boring job in the world you ask? Well, I'm sure there are a ton of other jobs worse than working at a post...
Posted by Corey Ham on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST |
