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Gorged Afterbirth featured on 100-way split!

About Me


It all started one shitty Monday morning. This over-the-top douche bag contacted this other fucking scumbag and they decided to work together to make this homemade porno titled, "Smeared in WhoreShit." Well, the movie won several Emmy's® and the actors were nominated for Oscars®. Afterwards, they picked up some prostitutes, got a bag of donuts and decided to get AIDS, because that was the only thing left for them to do. So they did. Eventually, their cocks fell off after a vivacious cock-slapping with some nuns and they decided it was time to put their lives to music. They joined forces with some recent parolees from Alcatraz and put together this "band." More like, "Band of Complete Assholes." And so Gorged was Birthed. From the rotten womb of a transvestite, methadone addict hooker, these Hep-C ridden loinspawn have defecated themselves to nothing but the most vulgar, insane and totally useless musick possible. They hope you enjoy it as much as they have enjoyed your mother's soft, tender mouth.

Without further adieu, we present the new sound of depravity – Obscene... Ignorant... And Completely Fem-Insane-Ist... GORGED-FUCKING-AFTERBIRTH. Suck a dick, homos.

"And there was much rejoicing..."


Link us if you want! Use the banner above on your page – and promote gratuitous fetal consumption! Courtesy of Mike and Splattered "Fucking" Entrails! Keep it sick, you bastards.

Your grandmother was used and abused during the creation of this foetal mess.

REVIEWS

George Michaels - "I think I'd rather get arrested again for publicly soliciting sex, than listen to another minute of this amazing depravity!" Richard Nixon - "Watergate? What the hell is that compared to the FLOODGATE of f@king filth cumming out of this fat sack of s@t!" Jesus - "Wow, I can't believe I sacrificed my own life to spare the douche bags that created this. On the other hand... I'd rather listen to this than the screams of "DIE Heathen, die!" from the Roman bastards that nailed me the first time around..." Barney the Dinosaur - "Awwwwww snap muthafukka! GA is like Christmas in July... or more like AIDS in May! I'ma be extinct if I keep jammin' to this c@3k-slappin' frenzy of polluted anus!"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/03/2007
Band Website: You are on it... bitch.
Band Members:

Date-Rape Drew: 5-Finger Hustler

Arthur the Panty Raider: The SHOCKER

DumpsterPig: Scream Queen/Snorts/Pukes/Paint Huffing

Slutcutter: Harmonized Gruntfucking

"TrannyHag" Matt: Hymen pounding

XXX-special member: Ryan (you are not forgotten! HAILS)


Influences: Dumb, drunk bitches. Criminal records. Escort services. Pink tacos – chunky mudholes.
Sounds Like: What's going to happen to you if you don't get the fuck outta my face!
Record Label: Soul Flesh Collector
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

GORGED ON VINLY 12"/ ZERO TOLERANCE MAGAZINE

Gorged Afterbirth have been released on a vinly 12" complilation, alongside LSDCULT/SNUFFPEDDLER/CRIPPLESLAUGHTER/AMPUTEE on the Floridian label Corrupt Productions. We have just recieved test pressin...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Post-MDF 08 tour!

That's right... the GA Crew will be reigning semen pellets upon all those unfortunate enough to catch us on our mini-tour with fellow friends Copremesis, Cesspool, Defeated Sanity and perhaps a few ot...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:18:00 GMT

SLAUGHTERCUNTS MCD

We have just been informed that Vince Locke will do the artwork for the MCD: Slaughtercunts. After talking with Vince and the work he has done with SARS, we feel he is the best fit for this rape camp....
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:43:00 GMT

GUITARSDRUMSRECORDED

All the guitars and drums have been recorded, now we start on vocals and mixing expect the worst sick shit to be blowing a load on the listerners face, while assramming his mother with a 2 foot dildo ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Entering the studio May 5th

That's right, Team Afterbirth are entering Subspecies X recording compound on May 5th to record drums for material for either a full-length or several splits. Once that is done, guitars and vocals wil...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:45:00 GMT

New material in the works

Hey all,We have been working very hard on trying to get some new, even more brutal material together for an eventual full-length release here in the near future. Five new songs have been created and w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:23:00 GMT

New logo up and running

Final logo... to replace the old "placeholder" I had made a while back. I hope you like!!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:45:00 GMT

New logo coming

Been pretty busy with some other stuff, but I'm currently working on a much more professional logo here. Should be pretty sweet. Banners and shit will come when the new design is done.Thanks for waiti...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:55:00 GMT