Cowboy's Ten Commandments |
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas:(1) Just one God.(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.(... Posted by cRaZy J on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST |
redneck pickup lines |
1) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away.2) Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you ... Posted by cRaZy J on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST |
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Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins 2036 South Side Skreet Projects Compton, CA 11122 Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th. OBJECTIVE To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTr... Posted by cRaZy J on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST |
what do you think about this? I'm cancer. |
Alcoholorscopes Gemini Body: ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19) Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to ... Posted by cRaZy J on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST |
if i was your boyfriend? |
01.) How many times a day would you kiss me?02.) How many times a day would you just want to hold me?03.) Would you take me places?04.) Would you love me?05.) If we went out on a date would you have m... Posted by cRaZy J on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST |
here is 52 questions |
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?... Posted by cRaZy J on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST |
check out your sign at sex astrology dot com |
Cancer is the sign with a powerful urge to nurture people. Your sexual style is caring, concerned, and oriented towards sharing. You feel a need to take care of your partner. Yours is a sentimental, r... Posted by cRaZy J on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST |
this what i want a girl to do to me |
ok this is what i want a girl to do to me! any takers?
LEAVE ME CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS ME IN FR0NT 0F HERS AND MY FRIENDS. TRUST ME 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL THA... Posted by cRaZy J on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST |
you have been sexed |
"YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpag... Posted by cRaZy J on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:53:00 PST |
you have been sexed |
"YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpag... Posted by cRaZy J on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:53:00 PST |