Carlos Mencia is the funniest motherfucker alive.
Office Space is a true story based on my life.
I want a Stevebay.
I taser people for fun.
Hockey, music, alcohol, etc.
This kid's dad
In no particular order...RHCP, Disturbed, Staind, Ra, Oasis, Blur, Linkin Park, Jimmy Eat World, Breaking Benjamin, Muse, Chevelle, Bush, Crossfade, Faith No More, Sublime, 12 Stones, Nirvana, Evanescence, Seether, Silvertide, RATM, Tantric, Smile Empty Soul, Offspring, Theory of a Deadman, Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, Saliva, Hinder, and other shit like that.
American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, Office Space, Clerks, etc, etc, etc.
Everything on TV sucks.
I'm from Alabama, I can't read.
Anybody who will stand up for what they believe in without being a total dickwad about it.