Laughing at complete strangers. Making people cry. Talking about Mcfly. Bullshitting. Injecting heroin. Calling people fat. I also enjoy being a complete knob from time to time.
A boy who doesn't cry. A boy who showers daily... I swear they don't exist.
I fucking love it.
Napoleon Dynamite, Benchwarmers & Finding Nemo.
hardcore hollyoaks fan.
Anything by..Ben Elton, Marian Keyes, Karin Slaughter. Despite what people tell you [emilie]..I can actually read.
Give me a bottle of wine and 20 malboro lights and you'll probably be my hero by the end of the night.