ABnorml

ABnorml---Voted "International Man of Mystery" 23 years running. No one knows who he is, where or when he was born, his current location, or his intentions and whether they are good or bad. It appears that he has a healthy disdain for injustice, especially when visited upon common citizens by their "elected" rulers. This profuse hate has become a double edged sword. ABnorml has begun to exhibit evidence of multiple personality disorder. Unable to change the world alone (despite his untold riches) he has fragmented into 3 distinct personas. Ollie Garky has succumbed to "the dark side of the force", so to speak, and represents the tendency of the wealthy to exploit all in the aquisition of more wealth. He is an ego-maniac as well as a shameless champion of greed and class warfare (the rich keeping the poor broke, stupid, and hopeless by any means necessary). Aaron Bond is just a normal guy who is, unfourtunately, too stupid to keep his opinion to himself. Lastly we have ABnorml. ABnorml is part man, part myth, part force of nature. He is the universe's answer to the downfall of man and the usherer in of a new age. The Pre-Mayans called him Con Tikki. He is said to have arrived in the "New World" by means of walking upon water. Upon arrival he taught the Pre-Mayans astronomy, mathematics, agriculture, and high spiritual principles such as teleportation, invisibility, clairvoyance, and flight. He helped them establish order within their society. It is said that when confronted with violence he could summon "fire from the heavens". Enjoy!