I’m not feeling German... |
... I'm feeling Austrian. You know... once a slowly-collapsing empire. Now I just hang out riding on my cultural glory days that are long gone.Well, that metaphor went straight to hell.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
The European Union of Craptacular. |
Every single medical report that they give us for American patients makes a point of mentioning which patients are morbidly obese and/or alcoholics."Patient is 72 years old, enormous, and a booze houn...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
Meet Rasputin. |
Sing this a la Scissor Sisters "Comfortably Numb."
When I was in Richmond, I met an infection. My lips swelled up to balloons. I seem to have gotten myself another awesome staph infection....
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:44:00 GMT |
Work. Party. Rinse. Repeat. |
This summer has been a spectacular and smashing success on all counts thus far.Liz has returned to me, and the cats have returned to normal. I clearly didn't cut it for Megatron, who expressed h...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:21:00 GMT |
So, I really hate Paris Hilton, but I sort of feel bad for her. |
Which is surprising, because I have no soul.Maybe I just hate seeing women cry.But let me get this straight....She goes to jail, then is let out, and then is thrown back in?I can't help but feel like ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:11:00 GMT |
Did Benjamin have fun? Oh, yes he did. |
A lovely time was had by all in Nueva York this weekend.Particularly by me.On Thursday evening, I learned something fun. Namely, that the plane ride from Richmond to NY is much shorter than the ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
I like being a Stereolab fan. |
We're an odd bunch of people.We like our Farfisas extra to be Farfisa-y... our avant-gardeness to be catchy... and our lyrics to be detachably political.And you're not a fan if you think "groop" is mi...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 14:02:00 GMT |
I. Am. Fucking. Livid. |
Here's a tip to all of you who work in the healthcare industry... why don't you get your goddamn facts straight before answering someone's question incorrectly thus inducing him to change his entire g...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 19:08:00 GMT |
Peng! |
I am delirously tired and have to be up soon to go to Newport News for a graduation thing.Bah. Nothing eight thousand gallons of coffee won't fix.Speaking of the word "gallon," I think it should...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 19:57:00 GMT |
It has come to my attention... |
... that the price of drinkies all over Fist City have increased by several percent.What the cock is that shit?
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:24:00 GMT |
