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i hate the land of make believe..... ..

About Me


Your Brain is Green
Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual). What Color Is Your Brain?my favorite color is green. my second favorite color is pink! i bring people food and drinks all day long! doesnt that sound exciting?! i don't really like people. i only like well behaved children. i hate condiments. every time i eat reeses pieces, i pretend that i am e.t. im afraid of birds. i don't mind little birds that hop around, but i hate seagulls, pigeons, crows and most chickens. terrified of earthworms! they are little baby snakes! one time i was watching unsolved mysteries and i got so scared that i had to turn the t.v. off. i don't like clowns, not because i am afraid of them, but because they are simply not funny. i love when it snows and everything is all sparkly! i don't like any snow after christmas day. i love autumn. i love oceans! i hate marshmallows unless they are in smores. i love different languages, but only speak one. i hate when people talk over me or interrupt me. i think if i was an animal i would either be a turtle, a monkey or a squirrel. i LOVE DOGS!
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My Interests

mmm....weed

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

everything that doesn't suck! see playlist!
What Your Favorite Color Green Says About You:
Balanced --- Relaxed --- Flexible
Compassionate --- Philosophical --- Humble
Loyal --- Inventive --- Unique What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?
What Your Favorite Color Pink Says About You:
Blissful --- Content --- Romantic
Idealistic --- Expressive --- Artistic
Funny --- Quirky --- Individualistic What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?

Movies:

clerks,the burbs,princess pride,the sandlot,calamity jane,stand by me,american graffiti,a clockwork orange,the big lebowski,beetlejuice,mean girls,super troopers,a dog day afternoon,the philidelphia story,scary movie 3,harry potter,little miss sunshine,goonies,donnie darko,neverending story,the witches of eastwick,alice in wonderland(through the looking glass),the butchers wife,i heart huckabees,eulogy,nightmare before christmas,dogma,the breakfast club,zoolander,young frankenstien,lost boys,goodfellas,pretty woman,the little mermaid,casino,wedding crashers,jackie brown,pinnoccio,the wizard of oz,what about bob,vacation,officespace,x-mas vacation,fear and loathing in las vagas,kill bill,fight club,its a wonderful life, the sound of music, i only like james bond movies if 007 is played by either sean connery or roger moore. anything with katherine hepburn,jimmy stewart,robert mitchum,cary grant,bing crosby or bob hope.
You Are a Very Bad Girl
You are 10% Good and 90% Bad
As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere!
You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Television:

the office, planet earth, what not to wear, weeds,sopranos, seinfeld, project runway, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, flipping out, top chef, cash cab, family guy, comicveiw, reno 911, the girls next door, human giant, jackass, viva la bam, etc...
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Books:

harry potter,wally lamb,anne maxted,augusten burroughs, sarah mylanowski,
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Heroes:

b a x t e r, martin luthur king jr. my mom & dad, tina fey, bill clinton, al gore, dorothy lamoure, kevin smith, larry david, katherine hepburn, nicole ritchie
Your Dosha is Pitta
You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.
With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you
In love: You are picky but passionate
To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight. What's Your Dosha?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You Belong in Fall
Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times...
You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings
Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you What Season Are You?

My Blog

i hate my fucking job...

i hate the bitches that talk shit about me when i'm not there. as soon as i walk in its, "oh ashley, we didn't think you were gonna show up today" or "ashley, patrick is really mad that you didn't rol...
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

my name

ashley nicole osborne
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

29,000 sex offenders on myspace?

that is scary. and to think those were the REGISTERED sex offenders. think of how many UNREGISTERED sex offenders are out there. be careful who you befriend, you never really know......
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:25:00 PST

independence

happy birthday america!
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST

cleanliness

if you are washing your hair, and don't have enough lather to make a shampoo mohawk...it's not CLEAN! start doing it; it's fun!...
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

my pets

as you may or may not have noticed, i have aquired two new virtual pets. their names are falkor and snout. feel free to feed them and play with them. i think falkor may be the cutest little tiger in t...
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST

fathers day!

happy fathers day!thats it!go home!...
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

i am bored

wow. this is cool. look, i can make a pretty rainbow! i learned something!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:19:00 PST

what the fuck is a blog?

seriously. what the fuck is a blog? do i just talk about things that are going on? this is waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too deep for me guys.
Posted by Official Site of Ashley Osborne © on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:05:00 PST