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tessmaster 5000

DON'T! STOP! ME! NOW!

About Me

tess says yes to: listening to and watching for breathing patterns, learning the hard way, and chivalry. tess says no to: airports and wet denim.

My Interests

graphology, ghosts, and astral projection

I'd like to meet:

people who know great 'yo mama' jokes and someone who can teach me how to tread water successfully and/or who will cook many forms of potato goodness for me [ it's all about timing ]

Music:

rod stewart

Movies:

i'm gonna git you sucka, the princess bride, so i married and axe murderer, better off dead, donnie darko, labyrinth, amelie, tadpole, zoolander, mean girls...

Television:

tv-no. laptop-yes.

Books:

blokhedz and if you give a mouse a cookie and ham on rye and the amityville horror

Heroes:

rod stewart and david bowie's package in labyrinth

My Blog

christmas blues...

although i am home away from home, it doesn't change the fact that i am unable to engage in the christmas spirit with those dear. it's my first christmas away from home...which means i don't get to se...
Posted by tessmaster 5000 on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:30:00 PST

yay for l.a.!

plus' for l.a.---seeing/hanging out/staying with shane and kate. seeing nell. seeing chris cipriano and bob graber. seeing my dear pals from home's band..and why not, i'll name drop them, circa surviv...
Posted by tessmaster 5000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST