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Gulliver

Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in.

About Me

Hi, I'm Ollie Williams, I think that's a pretty wicked name as far as it goes.
I'm pescetarian, oddly apathetic and feel nothing much is worth getting worked up about.
I'm currently studying Digital Media BA at Brighton uni, The city is rad, the course? Not so much, it is getting better though, and 2nd year should be amazing.
I intend to get a job at Boyed corp, because it sounds evil, and will primarily consist of hating, patrolling, and trying to catch people riding dirty.
I am a right nerd, I know far too much useless stuff but I love it.
I am a dancy drunk, though to be honest I don't see the point in getting absolutely rat-arsed.
Smoking is alright, it's just not cool to force it on people who don't like it, so I think the smoking ban is awesome.
I wish I saw more films and read more books, though I'm not too bothered, the odd action will do me fine, since I'm only occasionally in the mood for anything more thought provoking.
I'm just getting into making electronic music.
Everyone's allowed to be a little pretentious but don't overdo it.
I wish I could motivate myself more to do things I want to, and I wish I was more confident, but I am sure these things will come with time.
I love the number 8 and the colour orange.
Since coming to uni I've realised how attractive accents are.
A world without cake is inconceivable. My flatmates know how much I love Bakewell tarts.

Things I Like:
Owls
TR-808
Lolcats
Flyers
Chrome
Sushi
The sound of rain
Thai sweet chili dipping sauce
Funny/ironic slang
Oreos
Perspex
LEDs
Lightning bolts
Nicknames
Synthesised Handclaps
Venetian blinds
Bonne Maman
Brown cardboard
Snapple
Cross processing
Disliking things
50% duty cycle squarewaves
Steampunk design
Regular Cats
Brushed metal
Kool-aid
Cloudscapes
Leffe Blonde
Synths
Bright colours
Gameboys
Capri suns
Stickers
Graffiti
Reese's Cups
American Apparel
(Vintage) tees
Pirates
Things I Don't Like:
Child actors: I actually despise them.
Flour(on bready products): Makes me tingle
Bad grammar/spelling (I will cut you some slack though)
Barbecue sauce
When people don't think of going to google first when they have a google-able question.
Dairy (there are some exceptions)
Walking slow: Get the chuff out of my way.
Crustacea also freak me out.
Music To Turn The Fuck Up.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet people with interesting hair.
A girl who doesn't think sex and the city is the shit, seriously there's got to be one somewhere.
People who like chiptune, in person.

and this guy:

Top friends is alphabetical.

Music:



Lo-Fi-Fnk
Kap Bambino
Motion City Soundtrack
The Toxic Avenger
Modest Mouse
Pendulum
Soulwax
Mr. Oizo
Tom Vek
Coheed And Cambria
Kings Of Convenience
The Dykeenies
Digitalism
The Shins
The Teenagers
Erol Alkan
James Figurine
Henry Homesweet
Fujiya & Miyagi
Gym Class Heroes
Figurine
Sabrepulse
Trash Yourself
Does It Offend You Yeah?
Foals
The Cribs
Breakbeat Heartbeat
Poney Poney
Metronomy
The Whitest Boy Alive
Random
65daysofstatic
Finch
Armor For Sleep
MSTRKRFT
Partyshank
Sportsday Megaphone
Cazals
Death Cab For Cutie
Emery
The Notwist
Hot Chip
Paramore
Jimmy Eat World
Boy Kill Boy
Secret Lives Of The Freemasons
Goldie Lookin' Chain
Foo Fighters
Dntel
The Recieving End Of Sirens
Wax Stag
Acceptance
David E. Sugar
Maximo Park
Trademark
The Postal Service
Calis
Acid Girls
:(
Erlend Øye
Bombay Bicycle Club
Jack Johnson
We Are Scientists
Koji Kondo
LCD Soundsystem
Sugarhill Gang
I will Shank You For A Penny
Late Of The Pier

Movies:

Oldboy
Total Recall
Anything with Jackie Chan in
Terminator
Demolition Man
Walk The Line
American Beauty
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Television:

Family Guy
The Mighty Boosh
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Snuff Box
Black Books
Scrubs
Louis Theroux's Documentaries
The Fast Show
Top Gear
Teachers
Frasier
Peep Show
The Day Today
Brass Eye
Alan Partridge
The Big Bang Theory

Books:

Robert Rankin's
Terry Pratchett's
Douglas Adams'
TvGoHome
Viz
The Dice Man
Ben Elton's
Brave New World
First Love, Last Rights
The Chrysalids
Roald Dahl's Adult Short Stories.