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I like to consider myself a stand up gal. I have several medical conditions such as seizures that I have yet to repair. Other than that I'm great. The boys rake my neck and BOY do i go crazy, i smile and start smilin' some more when they do it under my little necky neck.....lllllllllllll........that's the sound i make when i reach orgasmic states. I enjoy bird watching, tree observing, and practically anything that involves sitting in the window. Although i do occassionally have seizures in the window (which causes me to break arms/legs/tail.s) sorry i'm not to good at eglish! lol!! my fully name is brittany but just call me bree, hee hee!Truly Original Survey
Truly Original Survey:
Would you do this?
1. Join the Military or the Mob? what is those?
2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? yes m'am
3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? i never have to work silly! i sleep! i have no female hormones anyways...you KNOW that!
4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out? i have sex when i feel like it in the ass because my vagina doesn't exist silly
5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry? that is so funny. i do that all the TIME! leftover peps (my personal nickname for pepperoni) YUM
What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose? well my hole is done dug so i don't understand how
2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around? i love playing with the boys llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them? yes
4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it? that's my source of food i would starve!!!
5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you? huh?
Yes or No
1. Have you had cyber-sex? is that like robot sex?
2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner? orgasms are better, especially from my daddy
3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed? personally the litter box is my favorite spot for "you know what" but yes
4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on? yes or i fall out of the window silly hahaha
5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them? they know i am when i turn my motors on!
What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong? whats gay
2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? i don't understand big words lol
3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent? my mom and dad are dead
4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy? i don't like swinging it hurts when you fall lol
5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them? yes
Finale!
1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention? well i have seizures when no one is paying attention and when i'm feeling lonely so call me guilty and throw me in jail silly lol!
2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? i finish him
3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person? yes silly! we both like it and our memory doesn't last more than one day!
4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings? i can only cause sexual pleasure to my host or prey
5. Do you think this survey was truly original? you are too funny, what is your name?
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