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"You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something desperate; what possessed him? How could he do such a terrible thing? Well, it's really quite simple, actually. Consider the life of a teenager - you have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do. Your job, your purpose is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and can't get a girlfriend? You see, no-one wants to hear it. But the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead. We're all worried, we're all in pain. That just comes with having eyes and having ears. But just remember one thing - it can't get any worse, it can only get better. High school is the bottom, being a teenager sucks, but that's the point, surviving it is the whole point. Quitting is not going to make you stronger, living will. So just hang on and hang in there." -Christian Slater, I forget the name of the film.

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My Blog

The Valentine's Day Blog (Now With 50% Less Romance)

Since Ive had to call off my couple-culling rampage this Valentines Day, Ive decided to go the other way entirely and actually offer couples advice (Albeit obvious advice, undermined by sarcasm) re...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:44:00 GMT

What You Might Find On A-Level Past Papers

Chemistry*Past paper explodes*7a) Evaluate the explosion. Biology1a) How do plants respire?1b) How do plants expire1c) How do plants retire?1d) Why do you care about plants?Physics1a) Sanjeev drops a ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Guitar Hero 5 Ideal Setlist (No it isn’t too early to be doing this)

Regular readers (are there any left) will recall that I did a similar thing for GH4 and most of my picks were in GH4/Aerosmith or Rock Band/Rock Band 2. So I figured I'd best update the bugger.Oh, and...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:05:00 GMT

A Sarcastic Bluffers Guide To Emos!

OverviewWhat is an emo? I don't know. Neither do the emos really. Generally, they have a habit of having black hair, black eyeshadow and general blackiness around them, but they are rarely black thems...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:37:00 GMT

British History Since 1000! In A Very Small Nutshell.

1000-Millennium Bug hits, killing half the population of Britain.1066: Frenchman conquers England. Last time in all of History the French do anything brave.1067: Bayeux Tapestry commissioned, as Mrs. ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:49:00 GMT

The 100 Best Song Ever........According To Me

Well, what can I say. If you agree with most of my choices then make yourself known so I know who my soulmate is. If you don't agree then you're only human.Oh, and for those who think I have too much ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:40:00 GMT

The Mummy 3: A Piss-Take

EXT: CHINA (CIRCA A LONG TIME AGO)RANDOM VOICE-OVER: So there was this guy, and he did bad things, and then he killed people and then he and his army were turned into what appears to be chocolate.EXT:...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:23:00 GMT

That New Animated Star wars Film...In A (Hopefully) Humerous Nutshell!

Nb-This will make more sense if you've seen the film, as, y'know, you'll get the jokes. But by all means read it. It's just you won't find it very funny.EXT: OPENING CRAWLEr, there isn't one.EXT: SPAC...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:13:00 GMT

A Completely And Utterly Irrelevant How To.....Ask Someone Out

The ideal way to ask someone out is to just come out and say it. Unfortunately, noboby does this. This means that by the time you've stumbled over your words, coughed about three dozen times and final...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Interesting Things I Learned About France’s Culture While I Was There

                                          You think I care about France's CULTURE?You...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:15:00 GMT