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JonSS

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Welcome to my little slice of Heaven... I'm just here for a goof. I get to be creative using my limited computer skills. I'm not trying to be cool, just trying to be myself. If you like the page that's great. If you don't, there are a few million other people on MySpace to choose from instead. Feel free to send me fan mail or hate mail.
“Whatever floats your boat… or sinks it.” – Me
“I don’t just go to college. I go to community college!" – Bud Bundy
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.” – from a Hooters wetnap packet
“ I try to exorcise my demons, but I just end up exercising my demons.” - Me
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Ozzy, Hugh Hefner, Opie & Anthony

Barreling down 684.... Does anybody know where this guy finally crashed?

It's amazing the stuff you find searching on YouTube... Takes up the time that might otherwise be spent looking at porn.

My Blog

Somebody answer me this one...

So I'm walking through the aisle in the supermarket yesterday. Yes, I have no life. But anyway, I came across a display of Halloween candy. I had to do a double-take. I thought that it may have been l...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:00:00 GMT

"Whats up with the old cars?" you ask

Why do I like old cars? There's something about cruising around in a vehicle that pre-dates the Nixon administration. Yeah, they may not be as reliable as a modern car. I'll be the first to admit that...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:42:00 GMT

It's official.....

Yes kids, I'm officially sick of freakin' Christmas music already. It's not even December yet... I bet Rudolf would taste good sauteed with some mushrooms and onions. Somebody should take a flamethrow...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:22:00 GMT

Don't forget about the Vets today...

Okay, I hate to seem preachy... I not trying to be but I realized it's Veteren's Day and I haven't really seen any mention about it anywhere. That's kinda sad. We owe these guys and gals a debt of gra...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:10:00 GMT

I hate "Reality TV"...

*Please note that I actually wrote this a few years ago. I finally found a place to post it* Here goes: I hate "reality TV"! There's nothing fucking real about it. You want reality? Follow me around f...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:41:00 GMT