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klyme

I know a little about a lot, that's how I got here.

About Me

I am constantly evolving. Sometimes I go the right way, sometimes I have to make a u turn. I'm old enough to feel old when I see kids I babysat graduate college, but not old enough to face the idea of wrinkles. My first instinct is to dress in black (it's the new purple you know), live in a different town or country yearly, and stay far away from cleaning my car and laundry. Reality is, I need a new wardrobe but don't budget properly, I can't get hired in England and I doubt the husband, child and dog want to follow me around the country every 6 to 12 months. I have reconciled myself to the fact that I have to clean the car and do the laundry, because I don't want it to be said, that a giant cheerio jumped out of my car and overloaded the washing machine which created the biggest flood in homemaker history. With these things said, I feel it of great importance to state, "My job is to sit here and look pretty. If you force me to speak, I can't promise what will come out."
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You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?

My Interests

I'm interested in what appeals to me at the moment. Currently,I'm killing myself trying to get certified in Microsoft programs so that I can eventually teach.
Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.

You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Dorthy Parker, but I'm afraid her death would make it a most uncomfortable experience. I will settle for a carpenter.My Personality DNA .. src="http://personaldna.com/t/?k=SytyKHNwxFDHyIl-HM-ADDCA-41 54&t=Advocating+Creator" ..

Music:

Today I will tell you I have no clue. I run the gambit. I love "Away" by the Bolshroi (spl), "Hard Candy Christmas" by Dolly (seriously though, I find it ironic that it was from the movie, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas), "All that glitters is not gold" by I have no idea. I never remember names of bands, but I always remember the songs. Details, Details. I love anything that sounds good and I can lookup the words. So to put it in laymen's terms, "Don't Fence me In".
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Auntie Tata What's Your Porn Star Name?

Movies:

"If Lucy Fell" I do adore that one. Most things with that Cousak guy. Anything without a hobbit (I have issues with their feet). I can scare myself without any help so I'm going to have to turn down any offers to see mass murder and an overly perky chick who can't run to save her life, but some how manages to scream 8 octives higher than humanly possible....back to the point.... I can now recite every line from Nemo (thanks to having a toddler), two favorite lines "Yes, I'm a natural blue" and "Not much fun for little Harpo is it?". I entirely relate to a British Movie called "Shirley Valentine", coming to my house in May thanks to my sister.

Television:

I don't have time to watch tv anymore. Sometimes I catch Grey's Anatomy and I always get sucked into the series that come on Bravo. Sadly, my life is always plagued with the fact that I will see every episode except the last one. I try not to think of that to much though, because that means I never hear the end of the story.

Books:

Harry Potter, Smut books (otherwise known as Romance Novels.....they are a good way to make you feel bad about your marriage and sex life. (Way to go Harlequin. You could be the number one cause of divorce in the country.) Puppy training for dummies.... I love anything uplifting in a title.

Heroes:

Dorthy Parker - she put the Cheek in "Cheeky" The Little Train that Could- If a train can't do it, then we definantly can't The man who invented animal crackers - if not for him, how could little Shirely Temple sing that oh so cute song, "Animal Crackers in my Soup" Food Saver Company- how else could I have fresh Strawberries for three weeks Domino's Pizza- for being brave enough to deliver when all those other companies are to worried about profit. and most importantly.... boys with tatoos! - without you, I would have nothing interesting to stare at while waiting in line.