Ebay. Collecting conkers just so the kids can't have them. My cat.
Dylan Moran. Nick Cave would be nice too. And if I could go back in time, Sir Robert Peel. He could write all my history essays for me and then I wouldn't have to bother..
Here is where I blab on about the clarinet and piano and what a joy it is to learn music blah blah blah. I tend to listen to songs intensively and then go off them. At the moment T Rex, Nirvana and the Libertines are just about bearable...
If I watch Moulin Rouge one more time I will throw up. Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Were Rabbit is the best thing I've seen in ages. I hate Harry Potter, and LOTR bores me to death.
Ugh television.
Well, we'll go with authors, books would take too long.
George Orwell, Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters, Kazuo Ishiguro, Roald Dahl, Philip Pullman, Margaret Atwood, Muriel Spark, John Wyndham, Sebastien Faulkes and Adele Geras. That will do for now.
See "I would like to meet". Also, all the authors I love and the suffragettes. Yeah, the suffragettes.