First of all, all my top friends are in no actual order
Key things about me.
I am 18, possible male(still not sure)
Like to play soccer, I support Glascow rangers and manchester united and i play for Muswellbrook eagles reserve grade.
Have my L's ( will probably never get my P's)
Favourite band is dream theater
Likes chillaxin with friends
Likes to party and party hard i do.
Favourite tv show is, It's always sunny in philidelphia
I am a 1st year metal fabricator currently working for monodelphous.
when i set my mind to something i swim like a sperm with a purpose untill it is done! to bad i rarely set my mind to anything.
My tears cure cancer, to bad i never cry.
I am random.
I am also going to live for ever...OR DIE TRYING!.
p.s add me on [email protected]
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaden (Hoggy) Snow
Birthday: 22nd of september coincidently it was the same day i was born
Birthplace: Scrotom i was one of a million kids
Current Location: Earth
Eye Color: Can't see tha tpart of me face for some reason
Hair Color: False
Height: AVerage
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both how else will i experience full pleasure
Your Heritage: Asian/jewish/jedi
The Shoes You Wore Today: Havn't worn any yet
Your Weakness: The groin
Your Fears: Getting hit in the groin
Your Perfect Pizza: Something you can eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I got many killing tony hawk on one of his games, kicking bruce in the groin, find a one ended stick,knock out a elephant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh get fooked or anything with teh work fook in it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the fook is me alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: You comeing on to me man cos i don't swing that way....But i do for a price
Your Bedtime: when i drop
Your Most Missed Memory: My virginity
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi im not into drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccas cos that is where i rep
Single or Group Dates: Single cos im not into orgys
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wtf are you huffin bro
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla can i have it soon please cos i gotta leave
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sorry i have ekies to keep me up at night don't need yoru weak shit
Do you Smoke: Only crack every now and than nothing to cronic
Do you Swear: Oh fook no
Do you Sing: Only when im alone
Do you Shower Daily: Mabey do you wanna take teh risk of finding out?
Have you Been in Love: No i havn't and no i will not go out with you whats with all the questons shit with you it is liek filling ou ta survey
Do you want to go to College: Fook moving to america
Do you want to get Married: Nah i still have my life ahead of me
Do you belive in yourself: Only untill i give up
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope i lick what i want when im want my stomach handles anything
Do you think you are Attractive: Now your freaking me out dude go sit in teh corner im trying to fill out a survey hear
Are you a Health Freak: No and by the way where the fook is me vanilla
Do you get along with your Parents: meh takes effort
Do you like Thunderstorms: nothing against them there never done anything to me
Do you play an Instrument: Yes guitar im no good but i play it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes ALOT!
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh fook no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only crack and teh occasinal line
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No im a very lonely person
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: And where the fook would i find one of them in teh HOLE
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Was tha ta fat joke
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: My whole life i sa stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Did you jus task if i have taken a dump you sick bastard
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: was gonna but it was cold if yo uge tmy drift
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only grog
Ever been Drunk: You do not know me at all if you have to ask that
Ever been called a Tease: Not to me face
Ever been Beaten up: No but i have beaten up my fair share of 12 year olds
Ever Shoplifted: only once a week don't wanna make it a habit
How do you want to Die: With a extra life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Probly still human
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan so i feel liek a big man
In a Boy/Girl..
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SURVEYS!..
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..1. Introduce yourself.
Jaden Snow And you are?2. It's Thursday at noon, where are you usually?
Just going to bed after a big night3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message?
Man back to the day when i had credit man that was back in the stone age it was probly Fred and george flinstone4. What brand of shampoo is in your shower right now?
pfft im not looking you look6. What are you listening to right now?
Puff the magic dragon7. Do you watch MTV anymore?
Sure do see some cunts get fucked up no that10. You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Just don't wear pants/jeans untill mum buys me a new pair11. How do you feel about your hair?
Well you look at it and tell me how i feel
12. What time do you wake up for school?
2 minutes before bell13. What movie is in your DVD player?
Ticket to ride Argh i mean I now pronounce you chuck and larry14. Last two numbers in your phone number?
i dunno there both numbers between 1-9 though15. who's in your house?
Santa hopefully the fucking pedo16. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed is my side of the bed17. Do you like roller coasters?
Yea but i have seen that movie final destination 3 and i know what death is thinking18. What magazine(s)?
Pethouse i mean I don't read magazines19. What kind of car do you drive?
A peice of crap that is what i drive20. What do you think about gay marriage?
It is ok but don't brin ga kid into it that is fucked up21. What do your pants look like?
Pants?27. Are you paranoid?
Why are you a pedo28. What was the last thing you were invited to?
A party29. What item should never be shared?
A probe30. What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
A big mac31. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
WTF is that oh wait if it is that porno than yes yes i have wait i lie I have never seen it32. When was the last time you were up all night?
Year 10 after party
34. Where is your favorite place?
Planet earth35. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
Yes Im hopefully getting My p;s soon and i tell ya how many banks will i have to rob36. Do you sleep with a fan on?
No i sleep with TWO fans on37. What is the best thing about winter?
Skinny dipping38. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
ALL THE TIME you fucking faggot What a dumb queston i think you me should get in the ring but any hwo yea i never speck my mind39. How many states have you been to where all you saw was the airport?
5465123465453216547641687 how many ever fingers tha tis40. Are you currently planning a trip?
yep to maccas to order a pizza supreme41. How many plants are in your home?
none i pissed on em all and they died42. Have you ever googled your name and found somebody?
Yep and it as a chick43. Whose number one in your top friends?
I dunno nick the white cunt44. What is your favorite possession?
T.v computer, beer gut, grog,wang and my reading glasses oh and my hit list45. What makes you feel like you are young again?
old people46. Do you ever type "kik" instead of "lol"?
Are you a drugo GO TO REHAB kik just kidding :)47. Do you know how to play chess?
Yes and when you start losing you hit the board and say mines blew us all up so it is a draw48. What are you worrying about right now?
Santa coming and raping me while i sleep that is why im up this late49. Are you picky?
Ill say more impatiant50. Does your tooth hurt?OMFG im glad you said that yes it does are you a dentist because if you are i would like a Meatball sub
