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About Me

Things are steady right now. I have the greatest friends in the World. The real ones know who they are. I have survived a broken engagement, my family is amazing even if a bit persistant, but hey, whose isn't right??? I don't apologize for who I am, political incorrectness and all, and my friends love me for it. I am the Anti-fratdick fratdick, I was unknown at my 10 year highschool reunion, and it pissed me the fuck off! I wish I could travel more, Football is probably the greatest sport known to man. I'm a good baseball player who could have been better with a hitting coach. I can cook (well from what I'm told). I can be an asshole, and I'm Chandler (fuck I hate that, but I am). I try not to take anything for granted, if I do I whole heartedly apologize to everyone. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have an incredibly ecclectic taste in music, I have everything from Cradle of Filth to Curtis Mayfield on my Ipod. From as open as I am to my friends, I can still be hard to read. Monty Python is funny as hell. MTV sucks now, if only they still played good videos! I'm rambling... I'm out!!!Our favorite part of the 4th of July.... The good part is about 1:12 or so in...
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Republican


83%

Nazi


67%

Socialist


58%

Fascism


50%

Anarchism


50%

Communism


33%

Democrat


33%

Green


25%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You scored as Darth Vader.

Darth Vader


75%

Obi Wan Kenobi


64%

General Grievous


64%

Clone Trooper


64%

Anakin Skywalker


61%

Chewbacca


53%

R2-D2


53%

Mace Windu


53%

Padme Amidala


44%

C-3PO


42%

Yoda


39%

Emperor Palpatine


31%
Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?I am 22% White Trash.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ted Williams (I want to talk hitting with him), Ginger, Lofa Tatupu, Roger Clemens (when I DON'T turn into Beavis), Iron Maiden, Queensryche (again), Brett Hull, Wayne Gretzky, Todd Bertuzzi, Michael Jordan (wait, I've met him and he's a fucking asshole), Gary Oldman, Kevin Smith, YOU, Mario Batali, Anthony Bourdain, my mothers mother (she died when my mom was 3), my mothers grandmother, my grandpa Evans, Shelby Foote, William Shakespeare, any WWII veterans willing to tell me about their experience. There are others, but I'm sure that list is far too expansive...

My Blog

Costco Orientation Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8MVTaM0Cto Almost makes work seem enjoyable...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Paulie (Boi)

Yesterday during the last two minutes of the Super Bowl I recieved a phone call from my good friend Buddah. I answered not expecting the tragic information he had in store for me. My buddy Paul (Boi t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:40:00 GMT

A few questions...

Seahwaks can win the NFC West again if the beat the 49ers. Cheer 'em on and give me a quick shout and answer these damn things... Honestly if you'd like, otherwise lie your ass off and make me feel be...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:35:00 GMT

My future self

I guess it could be worse, People Magazine's sexies man of the year twice... See me morph into George ClooneyCreate your own Celebrity Morph" on MyHeritage.com
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:12:00 GMT