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SmellyCat

I f**k you in the ass.... just for a laugh....

About Me

I am small, slightly Welsh and everso fiesty with a very short attention spa..........Hm, nodded off a little there. Meh Cat --
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A new position involving a machete

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comHmm, I like that... seems somehow bizzarely appropriate(grins wickedly)...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!Other folks with a hedonistic attitude an a few screws loose. Also, someone willing to teach me to dance on roller skates, sing folk tunes in a non-deafening manner and play the didgeridoo!(someone willing to hand me the moon on a stick would also be graciously welcomed into my friendship circle. Hehe)

My Blog

Hooving Mouse...

In the words of... well... me really... Thank Buggerytits that's all over! An inordinate amount of faffing and sleeplessness has given way to a spangly new bitch pad, spangly new housemates and for on...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:59:00 GMT

Hen Nights, Roller Skates and Other Assorted Nightmares...

Who the hell thought that alcohol and roller skates would be a winning combination?! They were right tho, it's a fucking fantastic idea, except that I'm still walking like I've been buggered roug...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:56:00 GMT