Sick of Sue

Once there was a christmasparty. One semi-drunk reindeer ended up in the lap of a burnt out candle that smoked to much. They discovered a mutual interest in antichristmassongs.The candle had friends in higher places, since his days as the light of Wasa. He called the president. The president was asleep, but found himself wide awake when the candle mentioned the reindeer, who now was really drunk. The president, the candle and a dirty fisherman had already dicusssed the possibilities of starting a band, and with a reindeer in a band, one can not fail!One problem. The fisherman was very passionate about really, really weird songs. The question was. Could the dirty fisherman be persuaded to playing more descent music.Half a bottle of rum later, the answer was YES! But every now and then, the really, really weird songs slips out of him. The band did their first rehearsel a few months later in the dirty fisherman..s cottage.It took a year or so before their first performance. Immediate success. But something was missing. One day they found one strange kind of something. He walked like a man, but made strange loud noices all the time. He also liked to tackle everything and everyone. The band decided to keep him, and eventually the thing grew taller and even louder.He sometimes yells SÃ…Ã…Ã…TAAAANNSSS!!We don..t know what it means, but it makes him happyTo be continued.......